Sluts and Apartment complexes - an audit

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Sluts and Apartment complexes - an audit

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I counted some cars in my complex today. Here is what I discovered:

23 Mustangs, Camaros, Challengers, and Chargers (In various states of decay, most are undoubtably not paid off and will soon be repo'd)
3 Porsches (2 of which are SUVs, which is an abomination before God)
1 Pontiac Solstice (wtf)
1 Corvette (me)

Tomorrow I think I will add F150s and luxury brands to the list. I expect F150s to number in the hundreds
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How many base-level Japanese hatchbacks? I'm a base-level Japanese hatchback kind of guy.
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But what about the number of hot girls driving shitty cars? That’s all i care about
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3 of the 12 spots in the gated parking lot are taken by abandoned cars
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The Argonaut wrote:How many base-level Japanese hatchbacks? I'm a base-level Japanese hatchback kind of guy.
A few sensible Mazdas.
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What is it about Chargers that make the paint peel off after 3 years of ownership?
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The Argonaut wrote:How many base-level Japanese hatchbacks? I'm a base-level Japanese hatchback kind of guy.
A few sensible Mazdas.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I thought you live with your mom
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wtf
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The Argonaut wrote:How many base-level Japanese hatchbacks? I'm a base-level Japanese hatchback kind of guy.
Bullshit. You're an SUV-for-absolutely-no-reason kind of guy.
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epilogue wrote:
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BurtReynolds wrote:What is it about Chargers that make the paint peel off after 3 years of ownership?
the Spanos family...
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epilogue wrote:
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
epilogue wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I thought you live with your mom
No, he lives with your mom
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:But what about the number of hot girls driving shitty cars? That’s all i care about
I will be cross-referencing my vehicle data with the apartment complex hot sluts and see what comes up.
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epilogue wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
epilogue wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I thought you live with your mom
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now this is the kind of thread i can get behind
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this is where Norm briefly lived before moving back in with his parents in Pompano
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Ello Sailor wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:How many base-level Japanese hatchbacks? I'm a base-level Japanese hatchback kind of guy.
Bullshit. You're an SUV-for-absolutely-no-reason kind of guy.
I drive a Mazda CX-3, and before that I drove a Honda Civic hatchback
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