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My suitcase got flagged at the X-ray and thingy. My stick of deodorant was suspicious.
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wease wrote:My suitcase got flagged at the X-ray and thingy. My stick of deodorant was suspicious.
you sure it wasn't the crocs that were suspicious?
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dad wrote:
wease wrote:My suitcase got flagged at the X-ray and thingy. My stick of deodorant was suspicious.
you sure it wasn't the crocs that were suspicious?
They’re on my feet!
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wease wrote:
dad wrote:
wease wrote:My suitcase got flagged at the X-ray and thingy. My stick of deodorant was suspicious.
you sure it wasn't the crocs that were suspicious?
They’re on my feet!
no further questions.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
wease wrote:
dad wrote:
wease wrote:My suitcase got flagged at the X-ray and thingy. My stick of deodorant was suspicious.
you sure it wasn't the crocs that were suspicious?
They’re on my feet!
no further questions.
did you go Hollywood Upstairs Legal College too?
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
wease wrote:
dad wrote:
wease wrote:My suitcase got flagged at the X-ray and thingy. My stick of deodorant was suspicious.
you sure it wasn't the crocs that were suspicious?
They’re on my feet!
no further questions.
did you go Hollywood Upstairs Legal College too?
is that the one on the top floor of Dave and busters on the boulevard?
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our friends are dropping off their dog on us today to watch for 10 days as they go so Spain..its a needy chihuahua thats about 12 years old..he's fine with our dog but the bed will be very crowded..ugh
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that’s serious-level friendship right there
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96583UP wrote:that’s serious-level friendship right there
bed at 830 and up at 330...cant wait
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Chihuahuas can DIAF
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Yeah I’m not a fan
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Most dogs can DIAF, though. They're very flimsy creatures and susceptible to high heat
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Excellent insight
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Occasionally my wife and I smoke (in her case) rollies and (in my case) joints 50/50 mixed with pot.

We ran out if tobacco tonight and I decided it was a good idea that I take the e-scooter to the servo to scratch that itch. But I did.

And I went arse over tits on a side road and I'm typing this damn happy that I was wearing a helmet.

I'm an idiot for the tobacco I agree. But wear head gear my RM peeps.
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Additional information : I am pissed as a fart.
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:lol:
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Higgs wrote:Occasionally my wife and I smoke (in her case) rollies and (in my case) joints 50/50 mixed with pot.
This is the most Australian thing I've ever read.

Aussies love their chop. If you're not a ciggie smoker that shit will send you. Mad bastards.
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I posted this to the pee and poop threads, but really it might be more appropriate here:

I'm finished going for the day. Hey, it is what it is. I am properly empty. Both in my mind and stomach.

My next visit to the throne will probably happen tomorrow morning. I'd love to have a nice clean - ZERO HIGH MAINTENACE - poop in the morning before my kid's soccer match.

There are people (GF and her two kids) staying at my place this weekend, so it will make getting some "alone time" hard, but I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.

The key thing is - when you have people at your house - you can't overthink the poo. Not in the mood to go in the AM like usual? No worries, friend. Just be patient. It will come.

This is how I deal with people in my house and the subject of poo.

As you all know, I am very good at going in public restrooms (even a nasty Target or Dunks on occasion), sporting events, heck, I'm sure I could lay one out at the beach if need be, too.

I hope that you have a little time to think about this and your poop journey this weekend.

Look out for that hurricane, though, it's far away from land but we will still see some effects.
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I :heartbeat: that higgs specifically asked me to wear head gear
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