Things you have an irrational hatred of

[tree_]

Door to door Rainbow vacuum salesman who your wife agrees to let come to your home as a favor to a friend, so she can get a discounted (or free, allegedly) shitty vacuum, who stays in your home for over 2 hours presenting his shitty product, even after you told him many times since he arrived you have no interest in buying his shitty product, then drinking too much and getting downright mean (allegedly, according to wife) to get him to finally leave the house.

Wait, your wife was home alone drinking with the vacuum salesman for two hours? Tree, I have something to tell you...

I wish! He demanded I be in the room and "present" the entire time for her friend to get the discounted vacuum (also her friend was there and quite flirty with me, strange enough). He would come to regret this.

[Ello Sailor]

we're all concerned here that you spend too much time with your folks...just dial up a movie for them and go home

jorge thinks it's sweet

It is. I love my parents and they love me.

So fucking based. Get that love, Tommy.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Also who buys rainbow vacuums anymore when you can get a better Dyson for like a third of the price? What is this, 1983?

[tree_]

Also who buys rainbow vacuums anymore when you can get a better Dyson for like a third of the price? What is this, 1983?

people are suckers for door to door salesmen and i have no idea why other than they're really stupid

i was reading reviews online and people usually fall victim and sign the contract and spend over 3000 dollars, can't return broken or faulty vacuum, no customer service, etc.

[tree_]

dude kept insisting i sit on the couch and pay attention while I'm trying to watch/play with the kids

i'm like all "i'll be in the same room but i'm not sitting there and probably not going to be present"

fuckin' guy

[doug rr]

did he also sell you 4 new windows from Anderson renewal?

[tree_]

he didn't sell us shite. From the second he walked in the home I straight up guaranteed him he was wasting everyone's time

[tree_]

when he was going on about the benefits of water filtration I interjected "so, like a bong?" "do bongs actually work better than like, cigarette filters?" guy had zero sense of humour

[doug rr]

maybe he's a Jehovah witness..

[tree_]

i hated his guts the second he showed up in my driveway in his stupid ford mustang

probably making thousands off each sale to these morons

[doug rr]

was it a 66 mustang?

[tree_]

was it a 66 mustang?

2011 if i had to guess

[wease]

So it was tree_ being violent with someone and not The Raz?

[tree_]

So it was tree_ being violent with someone and not The Raz?

She was very well behaved. I wasn't violent. Just honest and a little mean. No regrets.

[tree_]

did i mention he was a mentally handicapped black guy?

just kidding

[tommy]

Wait, why did you let him into your house in the first place?

[tommy]

You may have answered that already, I didn't read the whole exchange

[tree_]

Wait, why did you let him into your house in the first place?

wife's good friend asked her for the favour so she could get a discounted or free vacuum

the requirement of me having to participate was a complete surprise for both of us. wife didn't even know a dude was coming, thought it was just gonna be her friend

[doug rr]

is he a cardinal fan?

[wease]

So it was tree_ being violent with someone and not The Raz?

She was very well behaved. I wasn't violent. Just honest and a little mean. No regrets.

The Raz has grown