Greta Gerwig’s BARBIE (2023)

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I'm going to throw up.

[tommy]

I'm going to throw up.

I hope you're happy, Argo

[VinylGuy]

We are talking about looks, not talent

In both Robbie is in another world

[lennytheweedwhacker]

ScarJo ftw amirite

[tommy]

ScarJo ftw amirite

No, you're wrong

[daft twat]

I can't even begin to comprehend that, but there's no accounting for taste

I like dark hair and skin the color mocha. Margot reminds me of the chick by the pool in the Black Hole Sun video. Real toothy.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

ScarJo ftw amirite

No, you're wrong

Oh so right.

[Jorge]

I can't even begin to comprehend that, but there's no accounting for taste

I like dark hair and skin the color mocha. Margot reminds me of the chick by the pool in the Black Hole Sun video. Real toothy.

Maybe it's because America Ferrera looks more or less like every other girl I grew up with.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Watched this last night.

[tommy]

Watched this last night.

Which cast member would you rather fuck?

[VinylGuy]

Watched this last night.

Thoughts ?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Watched this last night.

Which cast member would you rather fuck?

Rhea Perlman

[E.H. Ruddock]

Watched this last night.

Thoughts ?

I’ll start off by saying that it is absolutely ridiculous that someone would get angry at this movie for the message it gives. I particularly thought the idea they explored of how Barbie was made to help women but some thought she set women back was interesting and i love how they handled it.

That being said, this was a bad movie. The scenes seemed like they would do a cut and then say “no let’s make it even more cheesy on purpose”. And it’s like they think making it over the top cheesy while getting the message across was some kind of meta concept. As soon as they mentioned “weird Barbie” i knew who was going to be playing her. Having Gosling and Cera be the two funniest things about this movie seems to defeat the idea of it? Idk. And that “catch Barbie!” scene at the Mattel HQ was the worst scene in any movie ever.

I’m glad we watched it, I’m glad it’s having such a positive effect for a lot of people, but i was not feeling it.

*disclaimer - my wife and I had an edible, but they didn’t kick in until halfway through the movie

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Did you vape also?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Did you vape also?

Ew gross

[BurtReynolds]

How did the Corvette look?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Did you vape also?

Ew gross

Any groping?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Stop joking around lenny

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Stop joking around lenny

I'm going to keep Boeberting you so hard.

[The Argonaut]

I can't even begin to comprehend that, but there's no accounting for taste

I like dark hair and skin the color mocha. Margot reminds me of the chick by the pool in the Black Hole Sun video. Real toothy.

Maybe it's because America Ferrera looks more or less like every other girl I grew up with.

This makes sense. All the girls at my high school looked like Margot Robbie, so that helps explain it, too