Ask RM a Question

[dad]

is oatmeal going to be my legacy on rm?

[wease]

Well, it’s either that or picking up dog poo poo with your bare hands…

(I can’t believe I never brought it up last week)

[dad]

Well, it’s either that or picking up dog poo poo with your bare hands…

(I can’t believe I never brought it up last week)

maybe next time.

[bodysnatcher]

is oatmeal going to be my legacy on rm?

i dunno, it could be your stint in a texas prison now! the dad legend continues to grow.

[spike]

It certainly seemed for a time that oatmeal would define you, but you’ve proven to be quite quirky across the board, dad.

[dad]

It certainly seemed for a time that oatmeal would define you, but you’ve proven to be quite quirky across the board, dad.

thanks?

[tree_]

It's a good thing. You make this place better.

[dad]

aw, thanks guys.

oatmeal.

[Bammer]

It certainly seemed for a time that oatmeal would define you, but you’ve proven to be quite quirky across the board, dad.

I concur

We should really get to know you better via a voice interview

[Bammer]

What rules more?
A) San Dimas High School football
B) O’Doyle

[spike]

[Jorge]

Don't laugh at that

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Have you ever been in a contentious exchange with an on-duty cop?

[BurtReynolds]

Have you ever been in a contentious exchange with an on-duty cop?

Don't think so, cops love me.

[spike]

yeah

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Have you ever been in a contentious exchange with an on-duty cop?

Don't think so, cops love me.

Because they're afraid of you?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

yeah

Let's hear it.

[spike]

yeah

Let's hear it.

which time

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

yeah

Let's hear it.

which time

The 4th