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Things you have an irrational hatred of
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Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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I use Tony Sopranos ring tone and it brings me joy every timetragabigzanda wrote:is there a worse ring tone than "uplifting acoustic guitar strumming"?
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Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
secret service sunglasses
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
not all secret service are pilots, tragtragabigzanda wrote:you mean aviators?doug rr wrote:secret service sunglasses
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Yes they aretree_ wrote:not all secret service are pilots, tragtragabigzanda wrote:you mean aviators?doug rr wrote:secret service sunglasses
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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really?wease wrote:Yes they aretree_ wrote:not all secret service are pilots, tragtragabigzanda wrote:you mean aviators?doug rr wrote:secret service sunglasses
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They have to be so they can be able to transport POTUS in any vehicle they can.tree_ wrote:really?wease wrote:Yes they aretree_ wrote:not all secret service are pilots, tragtragabigzanda wrote:you mean aviators?doug rr wrote:secret service sunglasses
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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This sounds made up.wease wrote:They have to be so they can be able to transport POTUS in any vehicle they can.tree_ wrote:really?wease wrote:Yes they aretree_ wrote:not all secret service are pilots, tragtragabigzanda wrote:you mean aviators?doug rr wrote:secret service sunglasses
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I made my comment while watching a news clip of the president with the UAW striking workers..all the secret service guys are half bald wearing bad sunglasses and turning their heads left and right every 2 seconds thinking they're going to have kick someones ass..it was like a bad movie
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
sorry..secret service sunglassestragabigzanda wrote:stfudoug rr wrote:half bald wearing bad sunglasses
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Since this post I'm constantly seeing a Jim Beam ad on TV where everyone in the bar starts singing Sweet Caroline - I hate it! And I blame this post for starting it allE.H. Ruddock wrote:When large crowds sing “Sweet Caroline”
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That commercial is very triggering for meRangi Guy wrote:Since this post I'm constantly seeing a Jim Beam ad on TV where everyone in the bar starts singing Sweet Caroline - I hate it! And I blame this post for starting it allE.H. Ruddock wrote:When large crowds sing “Sweet Caroline”
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It makes perfect sensespike wrote:This sounds made up.wease wrote:They have to be so they can be able to transport POTUS in any vehicle they can.tree_ wrote:really?wease wrote:Yes they aretree_ wrote:not all secret service are pilots, tragtragabigzanda wrote:you mean aviators?doug rr wrote:secret service sunglasses
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Oceangate submersible?wease wrote:It makes perfect sensespike wrote:This sounds made up.wease wrote:They have to be so they can be able to transport POTUS in any vehicle they can.tree_ wrote:really?wease wrote:Yes they aretree_ wrote:not all secret service are pilots, tragtragabigzanda wrote:you mean aviators?doug rr wrote:secret service sunglasses
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