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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:When large crowds sing “Sweet Caroline”
Since this post I'm constantly seeing a Jim Beam ad on TV where everyone in the bar starts singing Sweet Caroline - I hate it! And I blame this post for starting it all
That commercial is very triggering for me
This exact thing happened to me too. Saw that ad for the first time last night. Vomit.
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that song is Pitt Footballs unofficial theme song. its annoying. Coming to America is such a better song
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Peeps that song is every sports team’s unofficial theme song
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bart wrote:Peeps that song is every sports team’s unofficial theme song
no thats been replaced with Seven Nation Army
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A team should take Raining Blood as its song
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bart wrote:Peeps that song is every sports team’s unofficial theme song

I don’t watch a lot of college sports so have no clue
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
bart wrote:Peeps that song is every sports team’s unofficial theme song
no thats been replaced with Seven Nation Army
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Bammer wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
bart wrote:Peeps that song is every sports team’s unofficial theme song
no thats been replaced with Seven Nation Army
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You say this as if it is a bad thing.

My footy team comes out onto the ground to the start of Wolf mothers "Joker and the Thief" - great hype-up music.

Pity they sucked so hard the past few seasons.
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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tragabigzanda wrote:When my wife sleeps nude but I get no play
She just sometimes sleeps nude?

I always figured that was an all or none kind of thing. "I always sleep nude." or "I never sleep nude."
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Bammer wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
bart wrote:Peeps that song is every sports team’s unofficial theme song
no thats been replaced with Seven Nation Army
Fact
Hearing it right now
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:When large crowds sing “Sweet Caroline”
And now this is happening
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tragabigzanda wrote:When my wife sleeps nude but I get no play
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tragabigzanda wrote:Yeah this time of year the nights can vary wildly from pretty hot to pretty cool, so sometimes she calls an audible and goes commando
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Trag, I’ll see you a wife sleeping naked and raise you a wife not closing boxes/containers properly when done using the product inside.
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Bammer wrote: a wife not closing boxes/containers properly when done using the product inside.
This is a huge issue in my household and a red flag I wish I would have know about earlier in the relationship.
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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ticketmaster's virtual waiting room. no matter what, you're thrown in there for any pre-sale or first-time sale. and it takes forever - there were 1100 people ahead of me in line, and i was finally let in 20 minutes after the start of the sale. how the fuck does it take them that long to accommodate 1000 people?!

go back to the old days when it was a race to get tickets when they went on sale.
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