dad wrote:i have facebook, but don't use it much. i also have messenger, but use it when i'm trying to buy or sell something on marketplace, which is rare too.
today, i opened messenger, and saw a notification for a message request - someone trying to message me. i opened it and the person messaging me asked if i used to live in a specific town when i was younger, and asked to confirm my mom's name.
i then did a double-take on the pic and it is the girl who was my babysitter when i was a little kid. she lived in the same neighborhood. the last i remember seeing her was when i was a teen. it was at a swimming pool, and she was wearing a one-piece swimsuit, and her pubic hair was showing on both sides.
Did you ask for more current pics?
you think that'll help erase the image that's seared into my brain?
Uh, you were a teenager that got to see your former babysitter’s bush. Don’t treat this as a negative.
Of course my former babysitters would sunbathe topless…
I can assure you it was not something I wanted to see.
Was she some sort of troll?
i'd say a cabbage patch doll would be comparable.
she was nice though.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
For the first time in my life, I went to pay with a Discover card and it wasn't accepted. I've never seen a US merchant who didn't accept Discover. Wierd.
emanon wrote:I think I either need to drink less to become more alert, or more so as not to care.
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i think at one point Discover was the only card Costco would accept
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that was always my dad joke with a waiter/waitress (do you take diner's club?). until i realized 90% had no idea what i was referring to. plus it drove my kids nuts.
that was always my dad joke with a waiter/waitress (do you take diner's club?). until i realized 90% had no idea what i was referring to. plus it drove my kids nuts.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
