The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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dad wrote:massive amount of poo in the terlette today.
congrats

my poops have been pretty so-so lately

need to refocus
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I went a bunch of times today....hate and drank unhealthy last night and paid for it today.

It's close to the end of the day, so at least I got it all out of my system.
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Coach wrote:I went a bunch of times today....hate and drank unhealthy last night and paid for it today.

It's close to the end of the day, so at least I got it all out of my system.
what kind of hate were you getting into last night?
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i felt better when i pooped today

but my performance during has been lacking

really need to refocus
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I just drove home 45 minutes while having to take a dump. What a sense of relief.
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I’ve already gone 3 times today
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Have been backed up and appear to have inadvertently replicated the recipe for that colonoscopy prep stuff through a combo of Pepto, MiraLax, and Gas X.
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Third stop to piss out my ass this arvo.
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Miralax will do that to a body
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spike wrote:Third stop to piss out my ass this arvo.
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praying 4 u
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Had a colo strolo yesterday. That means thursday was liquid diet solo less the alcoholo.

Having a cleaned out colo does something for the soul-o

Immediately thereafter me and the 1st son went out for Mexican
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[img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/38/8f/ac/388fac8aa63d5ff96053c3faab23a241.jpg[/img] wrote:Had a colo strolo yesterday. That means thursday was liquid diet solo less the alcoholo.

Having a cleaned out colo does something for the soul-o
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a few soft, smooth, and thin but not too thin logs akin to hot dogs. slid right out. this no booze thing is doing wonders in the crapper.
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massif underway

day after thanksgiving

like giving birth
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I've got a bit of a problem today. I really need to poop, but the guest bathroom is right next to the office of the the lady whose house I'm working in. The office door is open and I've heard her use the bathroom several times today.

There are two more bathrooms in the house but they're both in bedrooms, neither of which we are painting and both of which have closed doors.

What do?
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Guest bathroom and fire away
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In the end I waited until I got home to poop. Tomorrow I will make sure to do my business before leaving my house.
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Just took a random normal dump at three o’clock in the morning
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Pooping at the airport. These seats are freezing!
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