Things you have an irrational hatred of

[Strat]

a wife not closing boxes/containers properly when done using the product inside.

This is a huge issue in my household and a red flag I wish I would have know about earlier in the relationship.

My wife doesn't have to worry about closing a bag or box of something because when she decides to treat herself there's nothing left.

[wease]

a wife not closing boxes/containers properly when done using the product inside.

This is a huge issue in my household and a red flag I wish I would have know about earlier in the relationship.

Mrs Wease always takes stuff out of the microwave 1-9 seconds before it’s finished and never cancels the rest of the time.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Haha oh man. Everyone in this house does that except me. Drives me nuts.

[wease]

Absolutely

[Bammer]

THANK GOD we have a divorce thread now. See you guys there.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[epilogue]

People who buy tickets to a very popular and well-sold revival who come to the window and say "well, since I saw the ORIGINAL production......" and then smirk like that means a goddamn thing.

[epilogue]

Also, idiot reddit users who heard the term "ADA" online and now think that just means "discount." Fuck off! There are people that require those locations! ADA isn't a discount!

[tommy]

People who buy tickets to a very popular and well-sold revival who come to the window and say "well, since I saw the ORIGINAL production......" and then smirk like that means a goddamn thing.

People are the worst. Let's become serial killers.

[wease]

People who buy tickets to a very popular and well-sold revival who come to the window and say "well, since I saw the ORIGINAL production......" and then smirk like that means a goddamn thing.

What? Is that supposed to give them some sort of special status or something?

[wease]

Also, idiot reddit users who heard the term "ADA" online and now thing that just means "discount." Fuck off! There are people that require those locations! ADA isn't a discount!

Another Discount Again

[wease]

Goddamn fucking autocorrect on these asshole iPhones. I’m about to just say fuck it and never fix another goddamn thing.

[pepperwhiteMFC]

Appalling Discount Atrocities

[spike]

a wife not closing boxes/containers properly when done using the product inside.

This is a huge issue in my household and a red flag I wish I would have know about earlier in the relationship.

Seems more like a beige flag.

[E.H. Ruddock]

a wife not closing boxes/containers properly when done using the product inside.

This is a huge issue in my household and a red flag I wish I would have know about earlier in the relationship.

Seems more like a beige flag.

Beige against the machine

[epilogue]

People who buy tickets to a very popular and well-sold revival who come to the window and say "well, since I saw the ORIGINAL production......" and then smirk like that means a goddamn thing.

What? Is that supposed to give them some sort of special status or something?

They sure do seem to think so

[wease]

People who buy tickets to a very popular and well-sold revival who come to the window and say "well, since I saw the ORIGINAL production......" and then smirk like that means a goddamn thing.

What? Is that supposed to give them some sort of special status or something?

They sure do seem to think so

Next time someone says that you should offer them a complimentary beverage of your choice. “Oh, you saw _______ in its original run? That’s fantastic! Have a small Mt Dew on us!”

[Higgs]

When you go to wash your hands and the spout has a pinhole in it and it mist sprays you in the face.

[epilogue]

People who buy tickets to a very popular and well-sold revival who come to the window and say "well, since I saw the ORIGINAL production......" and then smirk like that means a goddamn thing.

What? Is that supposed to give them some sort of special status or something?

They sure do seem to think so

Next time someone says that you should offer them a complimentary beverage of your choice. “Oh, you saw _______ in its original run? That’s fantastic! Have a small Mt Dew on us!”

[epilogue]

A lady was just here asking why there are no tickets for tomorrow available online.

"Because it's our opening night. It's an invitation only event."

"Oh! Well, how to you get invited to something like that?"

"You have to know someone in the show."

"Oh... I see... and what's your name?"

"Ha! My name is Joe but let me stop you right there. I don't usually work here, I'm just filling in for someone. And I don't get an invitation either. So, I can't help you."

(Laughter)

"Oh well. Thanks Joe the Dream Crusher."

To be clear, I don't have an irrational hatred of that conversation. It was quite lovely and fun. Also, Dream Crusher is the best nickname I've ever been given.