Things you have an irrational hatred of

[doug rr]

that the NFL uses Roman numerals for the Super Bowl

[dad]

*adopting "shit up"*

I had the same thought.

[E.H. Ruddock]

that the NFL uses Roman numerals for the Super Bowl

Roman Empire baby

[Chris_H_2]

i want the phrase "pumpkin spice" and everything associated with or related to it eradicated from the face of the earth.

[dad]

it is weird to call it that when it's all spice that gives pumpkin *insert food item here* its flavor.

[Chris_H_2]

i have a co-worker that spends nearly $50 a week on pumpkin spice lattes. surprisingly, he's not terribly overweight.

[tommy]

i have a co-worker that spends nearly $50 a week on pumpkin spice lattes. surprisingly, he's not terribly overweight.

It's crazy how starting your day with a coffee flavored milkshake has been normalized

[dad]

i have a co-worker that spends nearly $50 a week on pumpkin spice lattes. surprisingly, he's not terribly overweight.

must be nice to have that kind of disposable income.

[Higgs]

i have a co-worker that spends nearly $50 a week on pumpkin spice lattes. surprisingly, he's not terribly overweight.

It's crazy how starting your day with a coffee flavored milkshake has been normalized

I quit my ridiculous iced coffee habit cold turkey about 6 months ago and my waist line thanks me.

[Bammer]

i want the phrase "pumpkin spice" and everything associated with or related to it eradicated from the face of the earth.

Now in jacket flavor

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/fo ... 123520007/

[spike]

hurry comet

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Bammer]

I’m partial to this bumper sticker

[B]

Which of these is ON, and which of these is OFF?

[Jorge]

The one that has a checkmark and is not greyed out is ON, surely.

[B]

The one that has a checkmark and is not greyed out is ON, surely.

That IS the right answer, but left is ALWAYS on and right is ALWAYS off.

They flipped it to purposefully fuck me into choosing to keep getting their garbage e-mails.

[epilogue]

left is ALWAYS on and right is ALWAYS off.

wat

[Jorge]

I was gonna say, I'd never heard that but I'm not well versed in rules of UX

[B]

I just went into my phone settings to prove that you're all crazy, but I was wrong.

Please ignore me.

[E.H. Ruddock]

When someone says "it does that thing where" and then proceeds to tell me what it does. For example:

"they do that thing where they release half of the items and delay the other half to get better results"

Just tell me they release half of the items and delay the other half to get better results.