Talk about your day thread
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I can't believe i've been communicating with the dead.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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“Who is this and why are you sending this to me?” would make a great auto response.
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Vitalogist wrote:As a hotel manager, you can imagine the amount of beige I’ve seen in my career.
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iPhones have a knack for holding onto old numbers like that. My sister was texting the wrong number for years when trying to contact one of our mutual friends. She finally asked me why he never gets back to her and I helped her sort it out.
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I’m afraid this is the beginning of me descending into old age.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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was worried last night and into this morning.
yesterday bogey got a hold of a dead bird and scarfed it down before i could do anything. i got the tiniest bit out of his mouth as he bit my finger so we ended the walk. i was more pissed i didnt see the bird to prevent him from eating it than the bite (it drew a little bit of blood)
i didnt see him poop after that though my brother thought he did clean some up last night or early this morning. finally i walked out into the hallway a bit ago and there were two massive dumps. i quickly checked to make sure my brother didnt miss the bathroom and upon picking the piles up i did note there was a feather.
thought for sure he was blocked up
yesterday bogey got a hold of a dead bird and scarfed it down before i could do anything. i got the tiniest bit out of his mouth as he bit my finger so we ended the walk. i was more pissed i didnt see the bird to prevent him from eating it than the bite (it drew a little bit of blood)
i didnt see him poop after that though my brother thought he did clean some up last night or early this morning. finally i walked out into the hallway a bit ago and there were two massive dumps. i quickly checked to make sure my brother didnt miss the bathroom and upon picking the piles up i did note there was a feather.
thought for sure he was blocked up
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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Our Eddie like to kill his squeak toys and actually eat the plastic. Sometimes we find piles of just nasty gel-like poo. More than likely from some piece of a toy. That happens for a day or so then his poos are back to normal.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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I just saw a girl with the entirety of her inside right ear tattooed. No other visible tattoos anywhere. It had to have been painful. Never seen anything quite like it.
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Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Light ears
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my wife drove back up to Vancouver for a few days to be with her folks...I stayed back because our dog watching people were not available..
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Lobe Lightspike wrote:Light ears
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
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MFCE.H. Ruddock wrote:Lobe Lightspike wrote:Light ears
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Im in the south of Argentina , tomorrow I’ll take a very cool boat trip in the morning and then head back to Bariloche.
Nice weather too.
Nice weather too.
BONE FUCKIN´ TOMAHAWK.
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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