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Maybe she knew she had one but didn’t want to be legally obligated to inform past partners
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Lol wrong thread snatch
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lol
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Getting an oil change this morning before we head out to New Mexico for the weekend.
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dad wrote:Getting an oil change this morning before we head out to New Mexico for the weekend.
get the hatch green chili smoothie
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doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:Getting an oil change this morning before we head out to New Mexico for the weekend.
get the hatch green chili smoothie
What ingredients are in this
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Bammer wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:Getting an oil change this morning before we head out to New Mexico for the weekend.
get the hatch green chili smoothie
What ingredients are in this
well, i'm guessing hatch, and green, and perhaps chili.

seriously?
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
Bammer wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:Getting an oil change this morning before we head out to New Mexico for the weekend.
get the hatch green chili smoothie
What ingredients are in this
well, i'm guessing hatch, and green, and perhaps chili.

seriously?
Green is delicious
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wease wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
Bammer wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:Getting an oil change this morning before we head out to New Mexico for the weekend.
get the hatch green chili smoothie
What ingredients are in this
well, i'm guessing hatch, and green, and perhaps chili.

seriously?
Green is delicious
it really is wease. it really is.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
wease wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
Bammer wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:Getting an oil change this morning before we head out to New Mexico for the weekend.
get the hatch green chili smoothie
What ingredients are in this
well, i'm guessing hatch, and green, and perhaps chili.

seriously?
Green is delicious
it really is wease. it really is.
if a hatch green chili smoothie exists, you’d better believe I’m trying it.
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so the ritz saltine snack cracker package that has one tray for the 4 crackers and one tray for the cheeze no longer comes with the red plastic "knife" and i am a little disappointed
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bodysnatcher wrote:Maybe she knew she had one but didn’t want to be legally obligated to inform past partners
Wease should charge her double for the lab work then.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
Bammer wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:Getting an oil change this morning before we head out to New Mexico for the weekend.
get the hatch green chili smoothie
What ingredients are in this
well, i'm guessing hatch, and green, and perhaps chili.

seriously?
Ok so all I need is one green hatch chili, chew on it for like 15 minutes and I got a smoothie. Noted.
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you can add mango to it as well...

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someone want to tell doug that those aren't mangoes
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its a mango smoothie with the goods
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Smoothies are amazing. I was hungover in Vegas this past Sunday and had no appetite, but knew I needed to put something in my body. I grabbed a smoothie from some joint and it revived me more than a greasy meal ever could.
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Our Director’s wife just called him. I could hear the Imperial March coming from his office.
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