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[spike]

Let’s all become Buddhist monks and leave the material world behind.

[bodysnatcher]

How do you compare yourself to others if you can’t compare the stuff you own though??

[Bammer]

New windshield wipers

Samesies

[spike]

How do you compare yourself to others if you can’t compare the stuff you own though??

I’m taller than the majority of the human population. The feeling of superiority that comes with it is indescribable.

[dad]

How do you compare yourself to others if you can’t compare the stuff you own though??

I’m taller than the majority of the human population. The feeling of superiority that comes with it is indescribable.

you can reach for things on the overstock shelves in the supermarket.

congrats. you've made it.

[Chris_H_2]

How do you compare yourself to others if you can’t compare the stuff you own though??

I’m taller than the majority of the human population. The feeling of superiority that comes with it is indescribable.

you can reach for things on the overstock shelves in the supermarket.

congrats. you've made it.

spike - this is the opportunity you've been waiting for. don't let it pass you by.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[dad]

guys, stop.

leave spike alone. he's probably going to be cranky for having to swab the deck or some shit.

don't make things worse.

[spike]

because… I’m a pirate?

[dad]

didn't you say your wife asked you to winterize the deck, matey?

[bodysnatcher]

didn't you say your wife asked you to winterize the deck, matey?

I think he said dick

[Chris_H_2]

this isn't turning out how i envisioned it

[bodysnatcher]

I’m 5’9”

You know what the means…

69 inches boyeeeeeeeeeeeee

[dad]

if you're taller than most of the general population, then your wingspan should be quite substantial.

does that mean you can give yourself a proper reacharound?

[wease]

As opposed to an IMproper reach around?

[dad]

well, if your arms are short...

[spike]

Why would I wrap my arm around my body to jerk myself off if I can just leisurely reach down?

What dad lacks in height he makes up for in smarts…

[dad]

I was just asking you to be creative with your height.

No need to be rude.

[wease]

Why would I wrap my arm around my body to jerk myself off if I can just leisurely reach down?

What dad lacks in height he makes up for in smarts…

Dad is kinda tall

[Chris_H_2]

I’m surprised dad went after spike the way he did here. He seemed so nice.