VinylGuy
"He’s been a rare beacon of consistently positive personality amidst a sea of fickle, fussy posters (I count myself)." - Trag
Coach
"His work in the weight loss, poop and pee threads has been inspirational. We're all lighter and more regular than ever thanks to his gentle coaching." - Tommie
Bodysnatcher
"Funny bastard. He also craps like a donkey, which is no small feet." - Eller Sailo
"The therapist we all know we need but are afraid to go to." - VinylGuy
Lenny
"He sucks a mean cock, although he’ll never admit it. In the post-ChatGPT world, it’s skills like these that can’t be AI-generated." - 96593UP
Matters
"... for filling the alt-right void left by the departures of Josh, Verb, r2d and Macphisto. It can't be an easy role to fill around here." - Thomas the Choo Choo
"... for being a great pet owner and having a sweet ride." - Ellen Sailen
"... for his dedication, sheer posting volume, and distinguishing himself from being just another Balki knockoff." - Spike
"... just so he can lose." - Spike
Spike
"He'll need a foe in 2024, and sending him to the top of the heap might nudge someone 'round these here parts to give him what he wants." - daddy
Bammer
"... because why not." - dadda
Jorge
"There’s something about his posts i find oddly comforting." - EH Ruddo
tragabigzanda
"... because RM wouldn't be the same without him." - Andres
Simple Torture
"The BIG NEWS is that [he], founder of The Weight Loss Thread, has RETURNED to the thread for more weight loss. He is a tremendous candidate for "The Weight Loss/Poop/Pee Thread RMer of the Year" award. If he chronicles hie new weight loss journey and couples it with a few poop and pee updates, he's a shoe-in. - Coach
Ruddock
"I'm also going to nominate [him] because I think he's a cool guy." - tommy
BurtMac
"I'm going to renominate . He's a good dude with an interesting perspective on the world." - JuanHamme
"because he asked me to" - tommy
Macphisto
for his steadfast dedication to RM, so much so that he continues to post, even while banned, using an ingenious stash of sleeper logins created years ago, so as to evade RMods detection systems. kudos to you, mac" - 49545up
Ellen Sailen
"I'd like to nominate [himm] for his thoughtful replies" - tommm
"I'd also like to nominate [him] for maintaining a large influence on the board despite no longer posting here" - tommmm
Sarge
"for overcoming that brown piss kidney thing. he was a pioneer of the pee thread before its time" - 748593up
"I would like to nominate tommy. He reinvented himself on the board, and he's a sweet guy." - dad
liebzz
"... for his stellar work in OB over time, in particular his regular "deep dives" into various discographies, and more recently his unwavering (and mildly psychotic truth be told) dedication to the run through the "Greatest Live Albums of All Time". His write ups are succinct yet valuable, and he is an inspiration to us all. When Jack and Kyle were looking for inspirado they could have done far worse than to simply look to liebzz and his unwavering dedication to THE RAWK." - Higgs
Stanley Kubrick
"for directing The Shining. I'm happy to be in that company" - tommy
Stip
"for his eternal optimism" - tommy
UNNOMINEES:
BMac
"... for not replying to my PMs" - tree_
Bammer
"...because he wasn't nominated in good faith and he deserves better." - Thom Porke
tree
"because this is a lie" - tree_
Ellow Sailor
"I would like to un-nominate [him] for his wanton aggression and inappropriate avatar change. it’s like he built brand equity for years and threw it out the window" - 4753957up
978345up
"I'm also going to un-nominate [him] for abusing the un-nominate process" - tommy again
tommy
"for trying to trick us like a scooby doo villain" - dad
dev
"aint cummin back" - tommy