Yes, I have continued eating Halloween Candy today

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Yes, I plan to throw it all away soon

No, it is not good for the environment

[doug rr]

last year we had a handful or 2 of kids come by...last night, nobody..we're in the same situation with a large variety bag..not tossing it though

[epilogue]

What's everyone's favorite Halloween candy?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Candy corn

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[dad]

Candy corn

[epilogue]

Apples

From the dad account this is a next level genius post... but from you... I'm just confused

[epilogue]

KitKat or Reese's?

[wease]

KitKat or Reese's?

Yes. Preferably out of the freezer

[spike]

Candy corn

Trolling is a bannable offense, guys.

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Reese's cups

Twix close 2nd place

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this fkin stuff wreaks havoc on my digestive system

how the F is this fed to children in quantity

[spike]

this fkin stuff wreaks havoc on my digestive system

how the F is this fed to children in quantity

I ate a bunch but not an insane amount Saturday night. Felt like garbage all Sunday.

[Bammer]

Move this shiz to Food & Drink

[spike]

Move this shiz to Food & Drink

This thread is figuratively about dumping garbage into your body. It should stay.

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Indeed this is more a thread about ideals

the food is but an accessory

[spike]

You need to change your shit pig ways.

[wease]

At least three houses in our neighborhood still have Halloween yard decorations up. It’s a fucking disgrace.

[spike]

geezus, give them til the weekend at least

[wease]

Halloween ain’t Christmas. That shit’s gotta come down.