Yes, I have continued eating Halloween Candy today

[96583UP]

when Halloween is on a Tuesday, cannot expect them to come down until the weekend is over, dawg

[96583UP]

also, for those keeping score over seas, All Saints Day on Nov 1st (Day of the Dead) just as halloweeny as halloween, so really we're only 1 day past now

[wease]

when Halloween is on a Tuesday, cannot expect them to come down until the weekend is over, dawg

savages abound

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Bammer]

Hey wease I’ll do it over the weekend

[dad]

I hope this is the last time you all let wease down.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I hope this is the last time you all let wease down.

I’m tall so i can take lights down with ease. Sorry you have to use a ladder, dad!

[dad]

I hope this is the last time you all let wease down.

I’m tall so i can take lights down with ease. Sorry you have to use a ladder, dad!

jokes on you, i don't even put up lights for halloween.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I hope this is the last time you all let wease down.

I’m tall so i can take lights down with ease. Sorry you have to use a ladder, dad!

jokes on you, i don't even put up lights for halloween.

[wease]

I hope this is the last time you all let wease down.

I’m tall so i can take lights down with ease. Sorry you have to use a ladder, dad!

jokes on you, i don't even put up lights for halloween.

AL

[spike]

I hope this is the last time you all let wease down.

I’m tall so i can take lights down with ease. Sorry you have to use a ladder, dad!

jokes on you, i don't even put up lights for halloween.

Short and scared of heights. Lethal combo.

[tommy]

I hope this is the last time you all let wease down.

I’m tall so i can take lights down with ease. Sorry you have to use a ladder, dad!

jokes on you, i don't even put up lights for halloween.

You could be one of those idiots that hires a company to put up their lights.

[spike]

I hope this is the last time you all let wease down.

I’m tall so i can take lights down with ease. Sorry you have to use a ladder, dad!

jokes on you, i don't even put up lights for halloween.

You could be one of those idiots that hires a company to put up their lights.

This would be a sweet side gig for you. You already have the ladders.

[dad]

I hope this is the last time you all let wease down.

I’m tall so i can take lights down with ease. Sorry you have to use a ladder, dad!

jokes on you, i don't even put up lights for halloween.

You could be one of those idiots that hires a company to put up their lights.

This would be a sweet side gig for you. You already have the ladders.

bonus if you're an idiot.

[pepperwhiteMFC]

An inflatable chicken came to our door twice. Same kid. He says, “oh wait, we’ve been here already.”

[wease]

An inflatable chicken came to our door twice. Same kid. He says, “oh wait, we’ve been here already.”

I hope you rewarded him for his persistence.

[pepperwhiteMFC]

An inflatable chicken came to our door twice. Same kid. He says, “oh wait, we’ve been here already.”

I hope you rewarded him for his persistence.

Of course! Hope he got home ok! He was clearly lost! Good thing he had a ninja turtle with him.

[dad]

An inflatable chicken came to our door twice. Same kid. He says, “oh wait, we’ve been here already.”

I hope you rewarded him for his persistence.

Of course! Hope he got home ok! He was clearly lost! Good thing he had a ninja turtle with him.

hope he safely crossed the road, and the ninja turtle made it back to the sewer.

[pepperwhiteMFC]

Nobody on Nextdoor with missing kids so they’re probably fine. I did get one kids costume wrong. I was seeing ninjas turtles so often that one kid corrected me “no, I’m Robin Hood.”

[spike]

I’m picturing wease monitoring the last few pieces of candy in his trick or treat bowl, then immediately tearing down his Halloween decor in a frenzy once the last piece is taken. Then collapsing from exhaustion on his front lawn.