Getting to know Vitalogist

[tommy]

Get a rope

[Bammer]

Ruddo coming off very insecure/intimidated here.

[Vitalogist]

Yikes I guess I better bone up on my trivia

[E.H. Ruddock]

Ruddo coming off very insecure/intimidated here.

Vitalogist is already a better poster than you so I'm not sure what you are getting at

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[spike]

someone get bammer some ice

[Bammer]

Gotta be honest I’m feeling fortunate that I’m not considered “good” at posting on an online message board that’s tangentially related to a rock band that peaked 25 years ago and has been just kinda hanging around ever since

[doug rr]

nobody talks about PJ anymore..this board has been about football, movies and mayonnaise for years now

[dad]

nobody talks about PJ anymore..this board has been about football, movies and mayonnaise for years now

the poop thread would like a word...

[E.H. Ruddock]

Gotta be honest I’m feeling fortunate that I’m not considered “good” at posting on an online message board that’s tangentially related to a rock band that peaked 25 years ago and has been just kinda hanging around ever since

stop lying to us and more importantly yourself, bammer.

[tommy]

Let's get this thread back on track

Vitalogist, how do you feel about Sylvester Stallone?

[Strat]

Gotta be honest I’m feeling fortunate that I’m not considered “good” at posting on an online message board that’s tangentially related to a rock band that peaked 25 years ago and has been just kinda hanging around ever since

Who you trying to convince here, guy?

[Ello Sailor]

Spike is the only punking rimmer. Most of y'all are complete and utter dogshit.

[Strat]

Spike is the only punking rimmer. Most of y'all are complete and utter dogshit.

You're a goddamn lunatic

[tommy]

Yeah, that is an insane take

[dad]

Yeah, that is an insane take

something a dogshit punner would say.

[dad]

not you though, tommy.

[tommy]

99% of the puns on this board are terrible. Occasionally Ruddo posts a good one.

[Vitalogist]

Let's get this thread back on track

Vitalogist, how do you feel about Sylvester Stallone?

I’m okay with the Italian Stallion… hard to beat Rocky and Rambo

[spike]

Gotta be honest I’m feeling fortunate that I’m not considered “good” at posting on an online message board that’s tangentially related to a rock band that peaked 25 years ago and has been just kinda hanging around ever since

stop lying to us and more importantly yourself, bammer.

No one wants to be RMOTY more than bam bam.