How do we stop Chris Pratt?

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How do we stop Chris Pratt?

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Let's brainstorm some ideas
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we have to get him where it matters

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Pretty sure he’s a real life Manchurian candidate. Just a matter of time before he runs for Congress. Either that or starts his own militia group of disgruntled ex-Navy Seals.
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Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
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Yeah. And who didn't love him as the quirky next door neighbor in Seinfeld? Never would have believed he would've become an action hero in shitty "blockbusters" one day. Crazy.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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We need to be stopping Adam driver
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Jorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
*untalented
definitely has more charisma than arnold or sly
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tragabigzanda wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:We need to be stopping Adam driver
no way, didn't you see this awesome display of alpha?
He doesn't need to be in literally every movie.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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tragabigzanda wrote:
tree_ wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Jorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
*untalented
definitely has more charisma than arnold or sly
Arnold is oozing with charisma!
he can't even speak in his native accent well!
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Jorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
*untalented
I dunno. He does something very simple and he does it well enough.

He is even able to tap into some real emotion in the Guardians movies from time to time.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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tree_ wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
tree_ wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Jorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
*untalented
definitely has more charisma than arnold or sly
Arnold is oozing with charisma!
he can't even speak in his native accent well!
And yet he became one of the biggest action stars of all time
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Jorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
Yes
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Jorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
Yes
You just like him because he's a Jesus freak
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He was good in Parks and Rec and I like him in the guardians movies. Outside of that I struggle to think of anything I've liked him in.
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