How do we stop Chris Pratt?
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How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Let's brainstorm some ideas
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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
murder him?
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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
we have to get him where it matters
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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Pretty sure he’s a real life Manchurian candidate. Just a matter of time before he runs for Congress. Either that or starts his own militia group of disgruntled ex-Navy Seals.
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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Yeah. And who didn't love him as the quirky next door neighbor in Seinfeld? Never would have believed he would've become an action hero in shitty "blockbusters" one day. Crazy.
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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
We need to be stopping Adam driver
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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
definitely has more charisma than arnold or slytragabigzanda wrote:*untalentedJorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
He doesn't need to be in literally every movie.tragabigzanda wrote:no way, didn't you see this awesome display of alpha?BurtReynolds wrote:We need to be stopping Adam driver
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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
he can't even speak in his native accent well!tragabigzanda wrote:Arnold is oozing with charisma!tree_ wrote:definitely has more charisma than arnold or slytragabigzanda wrote:*untalentedJorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
I dunno. He does something very simple and he does it well enough.tragabigzanda wrote:*untalentedJorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
He is even able to tap into some real emotion in the Guardians movies from time to time.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
And yet he became one of the biggest action stars of all timetree_ wrote:he can't even speak in his native accent well!tragabigzanda wrote:Arnold is oozing with charisma!tree_ wrote:definitely has more charisma than arnold or slytragabigzanda wrote:*untalentedJorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
YesJorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
You just like him because he's a Jesus freaklennytheweedwhacker wrote:YesJorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
He was good in Parks and Rec and I like him in the guardians movies. Outside of that I struggle to think of anything I've liked him in.