How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Post by **Jorge** » Mon November 13, 2023 8:59 pm

tommy wrote:He was good in Parks and Rec and I like him in the guardians movies. Outside of that I struggle to think of anything I've liked him in.

I only like him in the Guardians movies so you love him way more than I do he is practically your boyfriend

tommy · Post by **tommy** » Mon November 13, 2023 9:03 pm

Do you guys consider him a hunk?

I think he falls into the same category as 90s Brendan Fraser - too goofy to be a hunk.

dad · Post by **dad** » Mon November 13, 2023 9:05 pm

tommy wrote:Do you guys consider him a hunk?

I think he falls into the same category as 90s Brendan Fraser - too goofy to be a hunk.

don't talk about your boyfriend like that.

tommy · Post by **tommy** » Mon November 13, 2023 9:07 pm

Guys, I'm in a committed board relationship with Vitalogist.

Ms Harmless · Post by **Ms Harmless** » Mon November 13, 2023 9:07 pm

Jorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed

nah he's a Hillsong United Christian and a homophobe

VinylGuy · Post by **VinylGuy** » Mon November 13, 2023 9:10 pm

He is good in Guardians but i dont need to see him more.

Post by **Jorge** » Mon November 13, 2023 9:12 pm

Ms Harmless wrote:
Jorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
nah he's a Hillsong United Christian and a homophobe

I don't think he is either of those things

dad · Post by **dad** » Mon November 13, 2023 9:12 pm

tommy wrote:Guys, I'm in a committed board relationship with Vitalogist.

i hope vitalogist knows about your little tryst with chris.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Mon November 13, 2023 9:12 pm

When Chris Pratt is part of an ensemble cast in a live action cartoon, and his role is limited mostly to “deliverer of the godawful wink-at-audience one-liners,” he manages to elevate those excruciatingly dumb jokes to sort of funny. That’s not a small feat.

When Christ Pratt tries to be Tom Cruise steely-eyed and awesome, as he regularly does in those Jurassic fan films, he falls so flat and looks so fucking dumb that I feel an acute and overwhelming embarrassment for him and his species.

Ms Harmless · Post by **Ms Harmless** » Mon November 13, 2023 9:15 pm

Jorge wrote:
Ms Harmless wrote:
Jorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
nah he's a Hillsong United Christian and a homophobe
I don't think he is either of those things

last I heard he was definitely both of those things, unless he's left the church and its homophobia since

Post by **Jorge** » Mon November 13, 2023 9:15 pm

He lacks the Tom Cruise juice

Ms Harmless · Post by **Ms Harmless** » Mon November 13, 2023 9:20 pm

https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out ... tq-n970651

Ms Harmless · Post by **Ms Harmless** » Mon November 13, 2023 9:21 pm

unless all that's changed he's full of shit

Post by **Jorge** » Mon November 13, 2023 9:22 pm

From a quick search it seems he's never been part of Hillsong. At least that's what he says. I don't know about the homophobia charge, is this about something specific or just related to the Hillsong charge?

https://variety.com/2022/film/news/chri ... 235304917/

lennytheweedwhacker · Mon November 13, 2023 9:24 pm

He called Tommy the f word

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Mon November 13, 2023 9:24 pm

Ms Harmless wrote:https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/chris-pratt-responds-ellen-page-calling-his-church-anti-lgbtq-n970651

he specifically says he's not anti-LGBT in that

Post by **Jorge** » Mon November 13, 2023 9:25 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:He called Tommy the f word

His own boyfriend

Ms Harmless · Post by **Ms Harmless** » Mon November 13, 2023 9:26 pm

tree_ wrote:
Ms Harmless wrote:https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/chris-pratt-responds-ellen-page-calling-his-church-anti-lgbtq-n970651
he specifically says he's not anti-LGBT in that

don't they all? it's bad press for him

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Mon November 13, 2023 9:27 pm

Ms Harmless wrote:
tree_ wrote:
Ms Harmless wrote:https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/chris-pratt-responds-ellen-page-calling-his-church-anti-lgbtq-n970651
he specifically says he's not anti-LGBT in that
don't they all? it's bad press for him

so where is the proof that he is actually anti-LGBT? or is this a "guilty until proven innocent" thing?

Ms Harmless · Post by **Ms Harmless** » Mon November 13, 2023 9:27 pm

Jorge I don't care if you believe Chris Pratt over me, it's fine, a quick search is perfectly valid and probably more trustworthy than me

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