How do we stop Chris Pratt?

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[tommy]

Is the character Ethan Hunt a scientologist?

[VinylGuy]

yes

[Jorge]

He is a Hillsong United Christian

[dad]

scientology doesn't seem all that bad.

don't you get your own planet when you die?

[Jorge]

That's Mormons

[Ms Harmless]

yeah the fiction part is fine

[dad]

That's Mormons

goddamnit.

too many religions.

[BurtReynolds]

This is a very serious thread.

[Ms Harmless]

how do you solve a problem like Chris Pratt?

how do you hold a moonbeam in your hand

[Anders]

He’s ok.

[bada]

I like him a lot in Guardians and while I haven't watched Parks and Rec I have fallen down the outtakes rabbit hole on youtube and he mad me laugh. I agree with McP that there is something embarrassing about how he plays his role in the Jurassic movies. It doesn't work. I don't know anything about his personal life except he's married to Arnie's daughter.

[tommy]

To be fair, absolutely nothing about the Jurassic World movies works. They're pure dogshit.

[bada]

I remember thinking the first one was dumb but OK. I really hated the second one and never watched the third.

[tommy]

The third one's not even about Dinosaurs.

[wease]

how do you hold a moonbeam in your hand

I hold one in my hand a couple of times a week

[Ms Harmless]

To be fair, absolutely nothing about the Jurassic World movies works. They're pure dogshit.

I think the movies are OK, I liked the second one more than most, and the third was dumb fun

the best thing about the "World" era is Camp Cretaceous, and I reckon anything that could have been interesting about Dominion will be in the new Chaos Theory series

[spike]

Absolutely tickled to see McP take an earnest stance in this thread

Ms H delivering as well

[spike]

This is a very serious thread.

I wasn’t too concerned with Chris Pratt, but I am NOW.

[tommy]

This is a very serious thread.

I wasn’t too concerned with Chris Pratt, but I am NOW.

But what are you going to do about it?