2023 NFL Season

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I betcha Taylor doesn’t let Kelce wear the same ol’ brown streak, crusty pair of drawers every week. She put a stop to that REAL quick.
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yeah he's gotta have like bacterial infections all over his wieners balls and butt holes from that
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He said he washes them on the Manning Cast last night.
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tree_ wrote:yeah he's gotta have like bacterial infections all over his wieners balls and butt holes from that
wait, mahomes has more than one wiener, balls and butthole?
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doesn't everyone?
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i have one butthole.

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tree_ wrote:have some faith man, dang
A wise man once said, "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
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If I was a prominent athlete I would say all sorts of wild shit and sit back to watch how the media runs with it.
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tree_ wrote:the bills remaining schedlue:

jets
@ eagles
@ chiefs
cowboys
@ chargers
patriots
@ dolphins

They're losing at least 3 of those, and will be at best 9-8

dolphins win the division if they win at least 4 games, and it looks like they will with this being their remaining schedule:

radiers
@ jets
@ commanders
titans
jets
cowboys
@ ravens
bills

i predict they win 5 or 6 of those
Bills seem like they're falling apart, agreed. I need to see Miami beat a decent team before I get as excited again. Based on how they've played this year, they should beat the Raiders, Commanders, and Titans. I don't feel overly confident about any other game on the schedule. I have a very bad feeling about the Black Friday Jets game. I wouldn't pencil in anything more than 3 or 4 wins tops. Hopefully they run the table from here on out, but they haven't earned the right for us to assume victories against decent teams yet.
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wease wrote:Wearing the same pair, I understand. Not washing them for YEARS? No. That’s beyond nasty.
It literally says that he does wash them, tho
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wease wrote:I betcha Taylor doesn’t let Kelce wear the same ol’ brown streak, crusty pair of drawers every week. She put a stop to that REAL quick.
Also, who has "brown streak"ed underwear after the age of 10?
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For those wondering about the state of the frequently donned underwear, Mahomes said he only wears them for game day, so they're not worn down, and he also cleans them "once in a while."

"I mean if we're on a hot streak, I can't wash them, you know? I've just got to keep it rolling," he said. "As long as we're winning, I'll keep the superstition going."
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epilogue wrote:
wease wrote:I betcha Taylor doesn’t let Kelce wear the same ol’ brown streak, crusty pair of drawers every week. She put a stop to that REAL quick.
Also, who has "brown streak"ed underwear after the age of 10?


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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
epilogue wrote:
wease wrote:I betcha Taylor doesn’t let Kelce wear the same ol’ brown streak, crusty pair of drawers every week. She put a stop to that REAL quick.
Also, who has "brown streak"ed underwear after the age of 10?


lenny, your rebuttal?
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I was expecting more from the Bills this year.
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Vitalogist wrote:I was expecting more from the Bills this year.
they are currently brown-streaking the bed.
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Clicked this thread by mistake. Go Steamrollers.
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spike wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:whew
i thought payton's decision to kneel on third then rush the kicking unit out on fourth was insanity, but it kinda won them the game haha.
I don't understand why Buffalo didn't have their field goal unit out there on 3rd down when you knew the Broncos would kneel quickly and the bring out the kicking team.
Sean McDermott should be on the hot seat now. The Bills make too many mistakes.
He’s such a pud. Fires the OC, which was justified before last night, but the team lost because of drops, bad throws that led to turnovers, and defensive play calling at the end, which is McDermott’s play calling. It’s also his job to make sure the team is situationally aware of events like the broncos kneeling to run clock as they kicked a FG and making sure players knew the post-kneel assignment for a FG.

The head coach is the reason they lost and he’s been the reason the team has been unprepared since last season when Damar died
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Mecca wrote:
spike wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:whew
i thought payton's decision to kneel on third then rush the kicking unit out on fourth was insanity, but it kinda won them the game haha.
I don't understand why Buffalo didn't have their field goal unit out there on 3rd down when you knew the Broncos would kneel quickly and the bring out the kicking team.
Sean McDermott should be on the hot seat now. The Bills make too many mistakes.
He’s such a pud. Fires the OC, which was justified before last night, but the team lost because of drops, bad throws that led to turnovers, and defensive play calling at the end, which is McDermott’s play calling. It’s also his job to make sure the team is situationally aware of events like the broncos kneeling to run clock as they kicked a FG and making sure players knew the post-kneel assignment for a FG.

The head coach is the reason they lost and he’s been the reason the team has been unprepared since last season when Damar died
Dorsey was definitely a scapegoat.
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spike wrote:
Mecca wrote:
spike wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:whew
i thought payton's decision to kneel on third then rush the kicking unit out on fourth was insanity, but it kinda won them the game haha.
I don't understand why Buffalo didn't have their field goal unit out there on 3rd down when you knew the Broncos would kneel quickly and the bring out the kicking team.
Sean McDermott should be on the hot seat now. The Bills make too many mistakes.
He’s such a pud. Fires the OC, which was justified before last night, but the team lost because of drops, bad throws that led to turnovers, and defensive play calling at the end, which is McDermott’s play calling. It’s also his job to make sure the team is situationally aware of events like the broncos kneeling to run clock as they kicked a FG and making sure players knew the post-kneel assignment for a FG.

The head coach is the reason they lost and he’s been the reason the team has been unprepared since last season when Damar died
Dorsey was definitely a scapegoat.
Definitely, but his playcalling was not great. I can't tell if HC influenced him to do stupid things like running out of shotgun on 2nd and long, but they were doing that way too often and not effectively. His playcalls just seemed like someone who didn't understand when to call a fast ball vs a curveball
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