Massages

[lennytheweedwhacker]

What is the guy's name that is massaging you lenny?

Amy

[dad]

What is the guy's name that is massaging you lenny?

Amy

don't let Amy take advantage of you.

[wease]

What is the guy's name that is massaging you lenny?

Amy

don't let Amy take advantage of you.

That’s the wrong advice. Let Amy take FULL advantage of you.

[Strat]

Im getting a massage tonight!

[E.H. Ruddock]

Im getting a massage tonight!

that doesn't count

[Strat]

Im getting a massage tonight!

that doesn't count

it sure does. Table is coming out and everything.

[tommy]

What is the guy's name that is massaging you lenny?

Amy

don't let Amy take advantage of you.

That’s the wrong advice. Let Amy take FULL advantage of you.

Make sure you give her your social security number

[dad]

Im getting a massage tonight!

that doesn't count

it sure does. Table is coming out and everything.

try to hold in your farts.

[Strat]

My wife has heard me fart a million times.

[doug rr]

My wife has heard me fart a million times.

ever given her the cup of death?

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[dad]

My wife has heard me fart a million times.

ever given her the cup of death?

or a dutch oven?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

What am I supposed to wear?

[doug rr]

What am I supposed to wear?

Lululemon head to toe

[tommy]

What am I supposed to wear?

They'll provide you with a robe

[spike]

What am I supposed to wear?

They'll provide you with a robe

But to go commando or not is up to the individual…

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I'll wear a suit.

[spike]

dress to impress

[spike]

what if amy turns out to be the girl from the library, pursuing a new career?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

what if amy turns out to be the girl from the library, pursuing a new career?

I found out she's a tranny so no thanks.