How do we stop Chris Pratt?
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Maybe I am too much of a Ridley Scott apologist
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There's no such thing. If you don't like House of Gucci I don't like you.Jorge wrote:Maybe I am too much of a Ridley Scott apologist
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I like Phoenix but he has absolutely no business playing Napoleon here and sounds awful.
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Ah come on man don't say that
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who should play napoleon?BurtReynolds wrote:I like Phoenix but he has absolutely no business playing Napoleon here and sounds awful.
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Skeptical about Napoleon. Like Cage playing Caesar,.
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Chris Prattspike wrote:who should play napoleon?BurtReynolds wrote:I like Phoenix but he has absolutely no business playing Napoleon here and sounds awful.
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I don't think I've ever disliked a Ridley Scott joint. Haven't seen Kingdom of Heaven though. I'm in no hurry, mostly due to Orlando Bloom's suckitude.
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Ello Sailor wrote:I don't think I've ever disliked a Ridley Scott joint. Haven't seen Kingdom of Heaven though. I'm in no hurry, mostly due to Orlando Bloom's suckitude.
The theatrical cut sucks, but the director's cut is one of his best movies.
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That last Alien movie certainly sucked ass. Gucci wasn't very good either.
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Nah man, Alien: Covenant slaps and bangs. We've been over this many times.
Gucci was "pretty good".
Gucci was "pretty good".
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you people have a sickness.Ello Sailor wrote:Nah man, Alien: Covenant slaps and bangs. We've been over this many times.
Gucci was "pretty good".
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He's too old and lethargic in the trailer. Wellington is too old as well! Napoleon was like 24 at the Siege of Toulouse! Get Timothee Chalamet on the phone! He's dreamy!

Get some pretty bois in there! More handsome!

Get some pretty bois in there! More handsome!
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The siege of tolouse happened during the crusades, and napoleon was like 45 during the battle of tolouse
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How will Burt ever recover from this?
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He was short and overweight by the 1800s and basically looked like your average Joe from southern Europe
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It is silly to care about historical accuracy in movies anyway
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Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?
I would also accept Joe Pesci