Who is RMs biggest city slicker?
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Re: Who is RMs biggest city slicker?
i thought joey was pretty slim... he can run really far for a big guy if it's true
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Why?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:lunkin
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He’s blacktommy wrote:Why?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:lunkin
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I don't think that tracks.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:He’s blacktommy wrote:Why?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:lunkin
Joey lives in a literal city and works in theater. It doesn't get much more city sticking than that.
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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City ghetto murder jailtommy wrote:I don't think that tracks.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:He’s blacktommy wrote:Why?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:lunkin
Joey lives in a literal city and works in theater. It doesn't get much more city sticking than that.
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I am also intimate. What the helltragabigzanda wrote:Epilogue lives in a bustling metropolis but NYC can often feel quite intimate. I think of Jorge as more of a creature of urban environs.
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I can imagine Joe enjoying a nice evening in the woods around the fire. Jorge would get eaten by raccoons
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Re: Who is RMs biggest city slicker?
VG fathered a child with Paris Hilton and you know she’s not gonna b*ng anyone other than a city slicker.
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Honestly yeah fuck the woods
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Re: Who is RMs biggest city slicker?
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Can't get much more intimate than orgies
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Intimate.tragabigzanda wrote:“Wild night! Party with 38 of my closest friends. Then I went to a show my friends were performing at; hate the music but wanted to support them. Then I moderated a panel featuring a well-known director, a beloved indie band, and six whores. After that, medialunes while officiating a wedding. Finally, orgies. Tired! Going to snuggle with my cat for a couple hours before doing it all again tonight.”Jorge wrote:I am also intimate. What the helltragabigzanda wrote:Epilogue lives in a bustling metropolis but NYC can often feel quite intimate. I think of Jorge as more of a creature of urban environs.
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tragabigzanda wrote:Epilogue lives in a bustling metropolis but NYC can often feel quite intimate. I think of Jorge as more of a creature of urban environs.
Is NYC not the slickest city there is?
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tragabigzanda wrote:“Wild night! Party with 38 of my closest friends. Then I went to a show my friends were performing at; hate the music but wanted to support them. Then I moderated a panel featuring a well-known director, a beloved indie band, and six whores. After that, medialunes while officiating a wedding. Finally, orgies. Tired! Going to snuggle with my cat for a couple hours before doing it all again tonight.”Jorge wrote:I am also intimate. What the helltragabigzanda wrote:Epilogue lives in a bustling metropolis but NYC can often feel quite intimate. I think of Jorge as more of a creature of urban environs.
Cat snuggling is a real City slicker move. A real man snuggles a horse or a cow.
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Better to be a city slicker than a shitty slacker
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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