beautiful men

[The Argonaut]

who are the most beautiful men?

[The Argonaut]

in no specific order

Jamie Dornan


Charlie Hunnam


Paul Newman

[Jorge]

Argo likes generic white guys

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[tommy]

Paul Newman is definitely up there

[Ms Harmless]

the other day I realised I crushed on Bill Skarsgård, but only after seeing him in corpse paint for The Crow

[Jorge]

I have a very specific type (Steve Buscemi, Don Knotts)

[The Argonaut]

Steve McQueen


Jay Ellis


Jon Hamm (but only as Don Draper, oddly enough)

[tree_]

i would've much preferred an "ugly men" thread

[The Argonaut]

Colin Farrell


Dev Patel


Steven Yeun

[tommy]

How about Jason Patric from the Lost Boys

[BurtReynolds]

danny devito

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[tree_]

i will never understand the jon hamm thing. There's something bloated, almost bug-like about his face.

it's his voice and personality.. very alpha, yet goofy and funny, like he could kick your ass at paintball and then take you home and watch dumb and dumber while cuddling you with a mimosa.. i don't like him like that and amn't gay, but just saying that i can see it

[dad]

i will never understand the jon hamm thing. There's something bloated, almost bug-like about his face.

it's his voice and personality.. very alpha, yet goofy and funny, like he could kick your ass at paintball and then take you home and watch dumb and dumber while cuddling you with a mimosa.. i don't like him like that and amn't gay, but just saying that i can see it

if jon hamm offered to do all those things with you you'd say no?

[tree_]

i will never understand the jon hamm thing. There's something bloated, almost bug-like about his face.

it's his voice and personality.. very alpha, yet goofy and funny, like he could kick your ass at paintball and then take you home and watch dumb and dumber while cuddling you with a mimosa.. i don't like him like that and amn't gay, but just saying that i can see it

if jon hamm offered to do all those things with you you'd say no?

i'd agree to all that but the cuddling

[dad]

i will never understand the jon hamm thing. There's something bloated, almost bug-like about his face.

it's his voice and personality.. very alpha, yet goofy and funny, like he could kick your ass at paintball and then take you home and watch dumb and dumber while cuddling you with a mimosa.. i don't like him like that and amn't gay, but just saying that i can see it

if jon hamm offered to do all those things with you you'd say no?

i'd agree to all that but the cuddling

I don't believe you.

[tree_]

i will never understand the jon hamm thing. There's something bloated, almost bug-like about his face.

it's his voice and personality.. very alpha, yet goofy and funny, like he could kick your ass at paintball and then take you home and watch dumb and dumber while cuddling you with a mimosa.. i don't like him like that and amn't gay, but just saying that i can see it

if jon hamm offered to do all those things with you you'd say no?

i'd agree to all that but the cuddling

I don't believe you.

why don't you believe me? do you think i'm gay?

[dad]

i will never understand the jon hamm thing. There's something bloated, almost bug-like about his face.

it's his voice and personality.. very alpha, yet goofy and funny, like he could kick your ass at paintball and then take you home and watch dumb and dumber while cuddling you with a mimosa.. i don't like him like that and amn't gay, but just saying that i can see it

if jon hamm offered to do all those things with you you'd say no?

i'd agree to all that but the cuddling

I don't believe you.

why don't you believe me? do you think i'm gay?

wait, do you have to be gay in order to have man to man cuddling?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Henry Cavil
Brad Pitt
Idris Elba
Timothee Chalamet
Tom Hiddleston
Liam Hemsworth
John David Washington
Ricardo Montalban