Talk about your day thread

[Coach]

If I were coach I’d be doing a serious self appraisal of every element of my entire being right now.

Ladies don’t have things like bad breath out of nowhere. They just don’t. Something is up on our boys side and she’s pushing him away and had to resort to this.

What’s it about coach?

I'm not sure. It's worse in the morning but then once she brushes it gets better.

[Coach]

This is why the sense of smell isn't that great and we'd be better off without it.

This is true because there's no bad taste in my mouth, just the odor.

[Coach]

The new girl I'm dating right now has bad breath. Other than that, she's hot.

How do I approach this?

I mean there are simple things to do to keep your mouth and nose from getting so dry that it smells like rotten eggs....

Honestly? Dealbreaker.

No, not a dealbreaker, but just a disappointment. I'll get over it (I think). She likes to kiss a lot, so will be tough.

[Coach]

Keep offering her gum until she gets the hint or breaks up with you over it.

Gum! Yes, not a bad idea.

[Coach]

What if Coach is so used to his bad breath, that the smell of normal breath is bad to him?

When I wake up, my breath is sometimes bad but I brush my teeth. Same thing after lunch and after dinner. But, it's really the flossing that helps.

[Coach]

The new girl I'm dating right now has bad breath. Other than that, she's hot.

How do I approach this?

I mean there are simple things to do to keep your mouth and nose from getting so dry that it smells like rotten eggs....

Just always have a mint in your mouth and transfer it into her mouth when you kiss.

I have these new cough drops and could try that. They are lemon flavored.

[bodysnatcher]

Gremlin breath AND a Pearl Jam fan?

I dunno man, there’s lots of fish in the sea.

[Coach]

Gremlin breath AND a Pearl Jam fan?

I dunno man, there’s lots of fish in the sea.

Geez, when you put it that way...lol

[pepperwhiteMFC]

What the…

[Jorge]

I'm a little upset I got my friends convince me to go to this fancy place for dinner. Extremely expensive and the food was: 1. Not a lot, and 2. Perfectly ordinary. We had a lovely time but my mood was semi ruined when the bill arrived. It was just ok! It would've been appropriate at 33% of the price.

[Ello Sailor]

What did you order?

[Jorge]

It was a tasting menu... a bunch of small nothings

[pepperwhiteMFC]

Hard to imagine small nothings. Food photos could help tell the story.

[Ello Sailor]

It was a tasting menu... a bunch of small nothings

Fuuuck that.

[Anders]

Have a cold, so will work from home for the rest of the week. Hopefully it won't turn into something worse.

Not a cold, it’s covid. Second time I’ve had it.

Fuck man. Sorry to hear this. Is it the new one?
Everyone else in the house ok?

Probably is the new one. I had it since Monday, wife had her first symptoms on Wednesday, and got ill yesterday. Our daughter is still feeling fine. Let's see when she wakes up.

[Anders]

The new girl I'm dating right now has bad breath. Other than that, she's hot.

How do I approach this?

I mean there are simple things to do to keep your mouth and nose from getting so dry that it smells like rotten eggs....

Buy her some. Use twice a day.

[Higgs]

The early days of being sober, when I told everyone exactly what I thought 100% of the time, were really magical in hind sight.

Sounds totally magical.

[Ello Sailor]

You could still do that if you took up Muay Thai or something.

[Bammer]

It was a tasting menu... a bunch of small nothings

Take it to the rational hatred thread.

HATE!

[Coach]

The new girl I'm dating right now has bad breath. Other than that, she's hot.

How do I approach this?

I mean there are simple things to do to keep your mouth and nose from getting so dry that it smells like rotten eggs....

Buy her some. Use twice a day.

Yep, I gonna put that on my Target list. Thanks my friend. I need to buy some before Sunday night when I see her again!