The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Had to poop in the airport in Amsterdam once. The stalls had floor to ceiling doors so it felt like a private pooping closet. But the bathroom was a total madhouse.
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one of the west poops of my life this morning when I walked in this place
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Aren’t you more eastern than usual?doug rr wrote:one of the west poops of my life this morning when I walked in this place
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flat earther postwease wrote:Aren’t you more eastern than usual?doug rr wrote:one of the west poops of my life this morning when I walked in this place
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How dare youspike wrote:flat earther postwease wrote:Aren’t you more eastern than usual?doug rr wrote:one of the west poops of my life this morning when I walked in this place
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really terrible poop this morning
so forced
was like a brown pudding pop turtle that refused to emerge from his shell
late night red wine and pasta
appetizer sized salad could not match up against that volume of orecchiette
had to do salad again for lunch
pray for me
so forced
was like a brown pudding pop turtle that refused to emerge from his shell
late night red wine and pasta
appetizer sized salad could not match up against that volume of orecchiette
had to do salad again for lunch
pray for me
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A lot going on there
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Currently taking what has to be the worst dump in the entire Central Time Zone
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Do you need help?bodysnatcher wrote:Currently taking what has to be the worst dump in the entire Central Time Zone
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No I’ll get there. It’s not the destination, but the journey that matters.tommy wrote:Do you need help?bodysnatcher wrote:Currently taking what has to be the worst dump in the entire Central Time Zone
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what's your favorite time zone for pooping?bodysnatcher wrote:No I’ll get there. It’s not the destination, but the journey that matters.tommy wrote:Do you need help?bodysnatcher wrote:Currently taking what has to be the worst dump in the entire Central Time Zone
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now when i regular i can promote regularity
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I’ve started poops at 3pm EST and ended them at 3:15pm CST. Time is a toilet bowl.dad wrote:what's your favorite time zone for pooping?bodysnatcher wrote:No I’ll get there. It’s not the destination, but the journey that matters.tommy wrote:Do you need help?bodysnatcher wrote:Currently taking what has to be the worst dump in the entire Central Time Zone
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bodysnatcher wrote:I’ve started poops at 3pm EST and ended them at 3:15pm CST. Time is a toilet bowl.dad wrote:what's your favorite time zone for pooping?bodysnatcher wrote:No I’ll get there. It’s not the destination, but the journey that matters.tommy wrote:Do you need help?bodysnatcher wrote:Currently taking what has to be the worst dump in the entire Central Time Zone
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Massive dump this AM. Too much wiping required, but all good.
Bumping for Tommy's pooping tale today.....
Bumping for Tommy's pooping tale today.....
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Really tough day on the throne....a rarity but I need to admit this.
Went first thing in the AM and couldn't get it all out. Ended up with a messy wipe.
Went a few hours later and still couldn't get it all out. Messy wipe because I wasn't finished and stuff was still stuck in my trap.
Third time. Probably got like 90 percent out but still very messy and smelly.
Trying to stay positive and not reflect on the past. Trying to move forward. Positive. Positive. Positive.
Went first thing in the AM and couldn't get it all out. Ended up with a messy wipe.
Went a few hours later and still couldn't get it all out. Messy wipe because I wasn't finished and stuff was still stuck in my trap.
Third time. Probably got like 90 percent out but still very messy and smelly.
Trying to stay positive and not reflect on the past. Trying to move forward. Positive. Positive. Positive.
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What did you eat yesterday?
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That's a pretty personal question, sir!wease wrote:What did you eat yesterday?
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I stand by itCoach wrote:That's a pretty personal question, sir!wease wrote:What did you eat yesterday?
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Currently taking a pretty satisfying dump.
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Lasagnawease wrote:I stand by itCoach wrote:That's a pretty personal question, sir!wease wrote:What did you eat yesterday?