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Had to poop in the airport in Amsterdam once. The stalls had floor to ceiling doors so it felt like a private pooping closet. But the bathroom was a total madhouse.
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one of the west poops of my life this morning when I walked in this place
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doug rr wrote:one of the west poops of my life this morning when I walked in this place
Aren’t you more eastern than usual?
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wease wrote:
doug rr wrote:one of the west poops of my life this morning when I walked in this place
Aren’t you more eastern than usual?
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spike wrote:
wease wrote:
doug rr wrote:one of the west poops of my life this morning when I walked in this place
Aren’t you more eastern than usual?
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How dare you
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really terrible poop this morning

so forced

was like a brown pudding pop turtle that refused to emerge from his shell

late night red wine and pasta

appetizer sized salad could not match up against that volume of orecchiette

had to do salad again for lunch

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A lot going on there
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Currently taking what has to be the worst dump in the entire Central Time Zone
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bodysnatcher wrote:Currently taking what has to be the worst dump in the entire Central Time Zone
Do you need help?
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tommy wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Currently taking what has to be the worst dump in the entire Central Time Zone
Do you need help?
No I’ll get there. It’s not the destination, but the journey that matters.
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bodysnatcher wrote:
tommy wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Currently taking what has to be the worst dump in the entire Central Time Zone
Do you need help?
No I’ll get there. It’s not the destination, but the journey that matters.
what's your favorite time zone for pooping?
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dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
tommy wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Currently taking what has to be the worst dump in the entire Central Time Zone
Do you need help?
No I’ll get there. It’s not the destination, but the journey that matters.
what's your favorite time zone for pooping?
I’ve started poops at 3pm EST and ended them at 3:15pm CST. Time is a toilet bowl.
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bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
tommy wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Currently taking what has to be the worst dump in the entire Central Time Zone
Do you need help?
No I’ll get there. It’s not the destination, but the journey that matters.
what's your favorite time zone for pooping?
I’ve started poops at 3pm EST and ended them at 3:15pm CST. Time is a toilet bowl.
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Massive dump this AM. Too much wiping required, but all good.

Bumping for Tommy's pooping tale today.....
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Really tough day on the throne....a rarity but I need to admit this.

Went first thing in the AM and couldn't get it all out. Ended up with a messy wipe.

Went a few hours later and still couldn't get it all out. Messy wipe because I wasn't finished and stuff was still stuck in my trap.

Third time. Probably got like 90 percent out but still very messy and smelly.

Trying to stay positive and not reflect on the past. Trying to move forward. Positive. Positive. Positive.
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What did you eat yesterday?
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wease wrote:What did you eat yesterday?
That's a pretty personal question, sir!
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Coach wrote:
wease wrote:What did you eat yesterday?
That's a pretty personal question, sir!
I stand by it
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Currently taking a pretty satisfying dump.
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wease wrote:
Coach wrote:
wease wrote:What did you eat yesterday?
That's a pretty personal question, sir!
I stand by it
Lasagna
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