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I feel like it's much more incompetent than most of the others (though not necessarily worse), but that's probably due to the studio recutting everything to the point that it makes no sense, rather than anything the director did. Much like that Skywalker movie, which also supposedly had a lot of interference by Iger.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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She's got to be done with this crap, right? She doesn't appear to be enjoying herself and surely she's got plenty of money already (and a role lined up in Fast 11)
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too soon
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Finally, a utopian view of the future.
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Will that be streaming opening day on Fox News
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Like Texas and California would ever ally with each other lol.
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"I really enjoy sandwiches but the other guys are so good at making sandwiches that I don't make them. Now I make sandwiches."
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Didn’t know they were making another. Sweet
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wease wrote:Didn’t know they were making another. Sweet
Yeah - I only knew after seeing that tweet
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wease wrote:Didn’t know they were making another. Sweet
Unfortunately it's pretty much guaranteed to be bad.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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tommy wrote:
wease wrote:Didn’t know they were making another. Sweet
Unfortunately it's pretty much guaranteed to be bad.
Coming To America 2 was pretty good. As was You People. And I thought Dolemite was fantastic.
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Does anybody like Joseph Gordon Levitt?
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tree_ wrote:Does anybody like Joseph Gordon Levitt?
I don't like him and I'm not entirely sure why. I think maybe it was the trailer for Don Jon.
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tommy wrote:
tree_ wrote:Does anybody like Joseph Gordon Levitt?
I don't like him and I'm not entirely sure why. I think maybe it was the trailer for Don Jon.
I watched that movie. Not good.

I think he emits this energy like he has a fragile ego or something
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