Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon

[Ello Sailor]

Rebel Moon is so bad it's good. An absolute shitshow that has to be seen to be believed.

Snyder is a such an idiot lmao.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Starting this now. Is this Dune?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Wait, now it is Wild Wild West

[E.H. Ruddock]

I read a review that called this "Star Wars for adults". Lol. This is ridiculous. I'm in the Game of Thrones phase of the movie right now.

[Ensign9]

For some reason, Netflix wanted a PG-13 version of this so Snyder made two cuts. The one released last night and another, longer, R-rated cut to come out later. They did this for both parts! Why?????

[BurtReynolds]

For some reason, Netflix wanted a PG-13 version of this so Snyder made two cuts. The one released last night and another, longer, R-rated cut to come out later. They did this for both parts! Why?????

extra views they hope

[E.H. Ruddock]

Had to pause for my lunch break. Now I got to the Star Wars stuff. A lady with laser swords and a robotic arm. I bet she would have been a Jedi. She just killed a giant spider-lady.

Charlie Hunnam as Han Solo is kind of cool though.

[Ello Sailor]

I did not start this thread. I've been set up!

[epilogue]

[Ello Sailor]

Charlie Hunnam as Han Solo is kind of cool though.

No it isn't! Guy sucks and his Irish accent is worse.

Jena Malone makes one hell of a spider bitch though. Even if they did just ripoff the Borg queen's look in that 90s Star Trek movie.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Charlie Hunnam as Han Solo is kind of cool though.

No it isn't! Guy sucks and his Irish accent is worse.

Jena Malone makes one hell of a spider bitch though. Even if they did just ripoff the Borg queen's look in that 90s Star Trek movie.

Haha yeah total Star Trek. This movie was a cross between Dune, Star Wars, GoT, Star Trek, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, and Battlefield Earth. And none of it in a good way.

Jesus this was a mess.

[Ello Sailor]

Brutal

IndieWire (D-):

I assume that we’ll learn a little bit more about Djimon Hounsou’s drunken tactical genius when the Imperium descends upon the Veldt in the second part of “Rebel Moon,” and that Anthony Hopkins’ robot will explain why it’s wearing a pair of antlers in the last shots, but it’s also possible these unanswered questions are merely a pretext for another Snyder Cut — one that Netflix can use to squeeze a few more view hours out of a movie so insufferable that it should be measured in milliseconds. Whatever the case, it’s hard to be even morbidly curious, let alone excited, about any future iterations or installments of a franchise so determined to remix a million things you’ve seen before into one thing you’ll wish you’d never seen at all.

SlashFilm (4/10):

By the end of "Rebel Moon," the closing title card of "End Part One" feels more like a threat than a promise.

The Independent (1/5):

The ‘Justice League Director’s Cut’ filmmaker has made his own version of a Star Wars movie, only filled with motivational speeches, sexual violence and Charlie Hunnam stumbling his way through a soon-to-be-infamous Irish accent.

[blueviper]

I don’t know if I can finish this

[tommy]

Did they shoot both parts at the same time? If not is there a chance that there won't be a part 2?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Yes they did. Second part out in April. Advertised it after the movie

[Anders]

[tommy]

Surely he meant "a gift for the fan"

[blueviper]

Huh, so there’s some army of darkness in this too.

[Got Some]

This is a debacle of a film.

It’s so bad. Even Charlie Hunnam is shite

A late contender for Worst movie of 2024.

[dimejinky99]

I did not start this thread. I've been set up!

Happens me all the time pal.
It’s outrageous