Poll: Who has the most beautiful penis?

Who has the most beautiful penis?

Gavin Rossdale
1
8%
Ross from Friends
0
No votes
Ross Dress for Less
0
No votes
Sigur Ros
0
No votes
PhatJ
2
17%
Travis Kelce (pre-AIDS)
0
No votes
Ross Perot
0
No votes
Larry from Three's Company
1
8%
Messi
1
8%
Grover
1
8%
Big Bird
0
No votes
Gwyneth Paltrow
0
No votes
Michael Dell
0
No votes
Albatross
0
No votes
Slo Crostic
0
No votes
Died on the Cross, Jesus did for your sins
0
No votes
David Cross
0
No votes
Boss Hog
0
No votes
Michael Jordan
0
No votes
Michelle Obama
0
No votes
Steve Albini
5
42%
Balki
0
No votes
Boom
0
No votes
Dave A
0
No votes
B
1
8%
 
Total votes: 12

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B wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Image

I mean, look at this beautiful man.
That's really not the way a penis should look.
I mean..
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Yeah speak for yourself B
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he’s penis got a machine head, better than the rest
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steve albini in the lead
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Albini pulling ahead!
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Just in here to look at Gavin again
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his shirtless woodstock ‘99 performance stays with me wherever I go
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signs still point to albini
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Ross Perot planning a comeback
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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tragabigzanda wrote:http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtopic.php?f=59&t=19376
was a pleasant surprise when i opened my RM this evening

you did good on this one
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need an Albini Art thread
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gorgeous that rosdale
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i think we need to start this inquiry over
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