The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[wease]

What did you eat yesterday?

That's a pretty personal question, sir!

I stand by it

Lasagna

There ya go. That tomato sauce was the culprit. I had much the same experience when my made spaghetti last week.

[Coach]

What did you eat yesterday?

That's a pretty personal question, sir!

I stand by it

Lasagna

There ya go. That tomato sauce was the culprit. I had much the same experience when my made spaghetti last week.

good call

glad I shared

[Coach]

Two good early poops this AM. Cleared out and ready for the day.

[96583UP]

Two giant christmas anacondas this morning

a credit to all the salad on xmas eve

both 18 inch+ , perfectly formed; second was easily 22 inch+, multiple coils, easy exit, non-threatening color

it’s a christmas gift from the man himself

let’s fkin go

[spike]

Wait, how long???

[96583UP]

Absolutely massive

[spike]

healthy boy

[96583UP]

it was one for the ages

very surprising

back to mid- poops today

i also got some crazy cold w/ tropical jungle grade fever

did not measure it but last night was hottest i’ve felt in like 10 years

when it broke i sweated through all my shit

totally drenched

[spike]

I had some pretty good poops in Mexico, then had a similar intense jungle fever when I got home. Perhaps it’s all a balance in the force.

I’m picking up steroids and an inhaler soon to get on top of the crap in my chest. Good luck to you. I guess it’s the price we must pay for regularity.

[96583UP]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/ ... el-bathtub

[E.H. Ruddock]

We went to Broadway yesterday to see the musical spamalot (monty python) first act my stomach was rumbling. Made it to intermission where there was a line down three flights of stairs for the bathroom. This was it, i was going to shit my pants in midtown Manhattan. Didn't know what to do. Saw an usher, a dude my age, i pulled him aside and just layed it out. " If i don't get to a bathroom now I'll shit my pants ". He goes "i got you bro" and led me to a secret family bathroom. Crisis averted. There are still heroes out there and he is mine.

[spike]

We went to Broadway yesterday to see the musical spamalot (monty python) first act my stomach was rumbling. Made it to intermission where there was a line down three flights of stairs for the bathroom. This was it, i was going to shit my pants in midtown Manhattan. Didn't know what to do. Saw an usher, a dude my age, i pulled him aside and just layed it out. " If i don't get to a bathroom now I'll shit my pants ". He goes "i got you bro" and led me to a secret family bathroom. Crisis averted. There are still heroes out there and he is mine.

Went a bit overboard at Bubba Gump Shrimp, huh? You’re not supposed to order everything he lists in the movie.

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LOL Ruddo amazing

that usher is gmi

[E.H. Ruddock]

We went to Broadway yesterday to see the musical spamalot (monty python) first act my stomach was rumbling. Made it to intermission where there was a line down three flights of stairs for the bathroom. This was it, i was going to shit my pants in midtown Manhattan. Didn't know what to do. Saw an usher, a dude my age, i pulled him aside and just layed it out. " If i don't get to a bathroom now I'll shit my pants ". He goes "i got you bro" and led me to a secret family bathroom. Crisis averted. There are still heroes out there and he is mine.

Went a bit overboard at Bubba Gump Shrimp, huh? You’re not supposed to order everything he lists in the movie.

lol. Nah we ate at a nice restaurant in the upper east side. But I did have a hot dog in Bryant park for lunch. I'm sure that was it.

Still thinking about that usher. I wanted to fist bump him when I was done, but knowing that he knew what I just did, I refrained. I wish I had more time up here, I'd go back into the city today or tomorrow and take him a gift or something. I really thought I was going to be standing in a Broadway theater just having shit my pants.

[epilogue]

We went to Broadway yesterday to see the musical spamalot (monty python) first act my stomach was rumbling. Made it to intermission where there was a line down three flights of stairs for the bathroom. This was it, i was going to shit my pants in midtown Manhattan. Didn't know what to do. Saw an usher, a dude my age, i pulled him aside and just layed it out. " If i don't get to a bathroom now I'll shit my pants ". He goes "i got you bro" and led me to a secret family bathroom. Crisis averted. There are still heroes out there and he is mine.

Went a bit overboard at Bubba Gump Shrimp, huh? You’re not supposed to order everything he lists in the movie.

lol. Nah we ate at a nice restaurant in the upper east side. But I did have a hot dog in Bryant park for lunch. I'm sure that was it.

Still thinking about that usher. I wanted to fist bump him when I was done, but knowing that he knew what I just did, I refrained. I wish I had more time up here, I'd go back into the city today or tomorrow and take him a gift or something. I really thought I was going to be standing in a Broadway theater just having shit my pants.

People don't respect union ushers enough. True heroes.

[wease]

We went to Broadway yesterday to see the musical spamalot (monty python) first act my stomach was rumbling. Made it to intermission where there was a line down three flights of stairs for the bathroom. This was it, i was going to shit my pants in midtown Manhattan. Didn't know what to do. Saw an usher, a dude my age, i pulled him aside and just layed it out. " If i don't get to a bathroom now I'll shit my pants ". He goes "i got you bro" and led me to a secret family bathroom. Crisis averted. There are still heroes out there and he is mine.

Went a bit overboard at Bubba Gump Shrimp, huh? You’re not supposed to order everything he lists in the movie.

lol. Nah we ate at a nice restaurant in the upper east side. But I did have a hot dog in Bryant park for lunch. I'm sure that was it.

Still thinking about that usher. I wanted to fist bump him when I was done, but knowing that he knew what I just did, I refrained. I wish I had more time up here, I'd go back into the city today or tomorrow and take him a gift or something. I really thought I was going to be standing in a Broadway theater just having shit my pants.

Glad you made it

[96583UP]

i am sure if you shit your pants you could have borrowed a pair from Joey nearby

[96583UP]

workin one out right now

looks like the bean burrito i ate last night

[Ello Sailor]

Ruddo about to go full Cable Guy on this usher.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Ruddo about to go full Cable Guy on this usher.

I think of him as i do my brothers in the trenches. I’d go to battle for him