The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Ello Sailor wrote:Ruddo about to go full Cable Guy on this usher.
I think of him as i do my brothers in the trenches. I’d go to battle for him
Hero yesterday, could be demeaning a lowly delivery person today.
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:lol:
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should find him and work his pen15
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"lowly deliver person"

Yikes... that's some classist bullshit right there.
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fr spike is mega Oppressor Landed Elite
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epilogue wrote:"lowly deliver person"

Yikes... that's some classist bullshit right there.
Yet I don’t treat them like human trash cans.
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Drop another anaconda grogan, Numbers. We need a distraction.
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that was a special xmas eve meal

i do have some leftovers still

but prob not even safe to eat 4 days later

i did just eat an entire hawaiian pizza and salad

but i doubt i can recreate that same serpentine

was a special, special xmas
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spike wrote:
epilogue wrote:"lowly deliver person"

Yikes... that's some classist bullshit right there.
Yet I don’t treat them like human trash cans.
Your posts here beg to differ.
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Dropped a Jimmy Dean sausage log in the commode today
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epilogue wrote:
spike wrote:
epilogue wrote:"lowly deliver person"

Yikes... that's some classist bullshit right there.
Yet I don’t treat them like human trash cans.
Your posts here beg to differ.
Maybe if they’re a short.
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hawaiian pizza dump today and it had a lot of aroma to it

had to open a window
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A totally out of character midnight deuce.
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My farts are straight fire right now
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bodysnatcher wrote:My farts are straight fire right now
humble brag or cry for help?
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now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:My farts are straight fire right now
humble brag or cry for help?
No, not hip slang.

“Straight fire” as in a perfectly horizontal 8 foot long stream of flame that charred the drywall in my kitchen.
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On the plus side, I guess I can cancel that Brazilian wax appointment I had.
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Optimism suits you.
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Wiffey and I have discovered the joy of the Asian Hot Pot - yum indeedy. Have gone twice for lunch this week, love it.

What I'm not so keen on is the hot pot hot shot that has come calling via a quick kick in the guts without fail about an hour and a half after paying the bill. Talk about liquid splatter...
Free boops today.
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bodysnatcher wrote:My farts are straight fire right now
Curry too spicy?
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