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Nice. That should be a good one.
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A lot to unpack here. I'm going to need to gather my thoughts

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lol
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What the hell hahaha

That looks amazing, I'll watch the hell out of it
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guys I'm really excited for Netflix's "Spaceman" for some reason, I hope there's a horror element
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Farmer John wrote:A lot to unpack here. I'm going to need to gather my thoughts

haha thats like a third rate beyonce kind of thing
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Is that The Cell 2
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When Neil deGrasse Tyson starts talking at the end of that trailer it's like WHAT?!
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Haha great casting

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Perfect choice tbh
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It would’ve been maybe 20 years ago, but in those two pics, he looks 20 years older than Simmons.
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spike wrote:Haha great casting

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CNN — Fitness icon Richard Simmons says he is not participating in the development of a newly announced biopic about his life starring comedic actor Pauly Shore.

“You may have heard they may be doing a movie about me with Pauly Shore. I have never given my permission for this movie. So don’t believe everything you read,” Simmons, who is notoriously private, wrote in a rare statement posted to his verified Facebook page on Wednesday.

He added, “I just try to live a quiet life and be peaceful. Thank you for all your love and support.”
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There's definitely a resemblance there, but can Pauly actually act?
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I mean, can half of Hollywood actually act
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Jfc that Jennifer Lopez movie looks phenomenal. Really trying to outdo Gigli
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Kind of shitty to do a biopic about a guy who is still alive and has nothing to do with the film. I will not be giving Pauly Shore my money.
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Maybe this is a myopic
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