Let's All Laugh at Pitchfork

Other than Pearl Jam, who else is there?
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i dont think they are closing it right?
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I think they will continue to operate under GQ. I'm not sure what that means on an editorial level
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good
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Jorge wrote:I think they will continue to operate under GQ. I'm not sure what that means on an editorial level
Probably really highlight the fashion brands that musicians are wearing on stage

Jared Leto about to get a TON of press.
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Lots of watches and whiskey coming to the site
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VinylGuy wrote:Lots of watches and whiskey coming to the site
They were already there but now we can look forward to our targeted ads.
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Not sure what trag has against early 90s glam-rap from Knoxville bc that shit slapped
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RIP Sports Illustrated too.
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spike wrote:RIP Sports Illustrated too.
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https://pitchfork.com/features/lists-an ... 0s-so-far/

100 Top Albums of the 2020's:

100. jaydes: heartpacing (2022)
99. DJ Travella: Mr Mixondo (2022)
98. Vampire Weekend: Only God Was Above Us (2024)
97. jaimie branch: Fly or Die Fly or Die Fly or Die ((world war)) (2023)
96. Noname: Sundial (2023)
95. Blood Incantation: Hidden History of the Human Race (2019)
94. Jim Legxacy: homeless n*gga pop music (2023)
93. Daphni: Cherry (2022)
92. Tyler, the Creator: CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST (2021)
91. Mk.gee: Two Star & the Dream Police (2024)
90. Huerco S.: Plonk (2022)
89. Dijon: Absolutely (2021)
88. Nala Sinephro: Space 1.8 (2021)
87. Mannequin Pussy: I Got Heaven (2024)
86. Ken Carson: A Great Chaos (2023)
85. Hurray for the Riff Raff: The Past Is Still Alive (2024)
84. The Soft Pink Truth: Shall We Go on Sinning So That Grace May Increase? (2020)
83. KeiyaA: Forever, Ya Girl (2020)
82. KMRU: Peel (2020)
81. Destroyer: Have We Met (2020)
80. Rx Papi / Gud: Foreign Exchange (2021)
79. Haim: Women in Music Pt. III (2020)
78. Lil Uzi Vert: Eternal Atake (2020)
77. yeule: Glitch Princess (2022)
76. HiT ech: Détwat (2023)
75. The Smile: A Light for Attracting Attention (2022)
74. Helado Negro: Phasor (2024)
73. Florist: Florist (2022)
72. Yaya Bey: Remember Your North Star (2022)
71. Charlotte Adigéry / Bolis Pupul: Topical Dancer (2022)
70. The 1975: Being Funny in a Foreign Language (2022)
69. Soul Glo: Diaspora Problems (2022)
68. Yaeji: With a Hammer (2023)
67. Taylor Swift: folklore (2020)
66. Rio da Yung OG: City on My Back (2020)
65. Jeff Parker: Mondays at the Enfield Tennis Academy (2022)
64. Jenny Hval: Classic Objects (2022)
63. Chief Keef: 4NEM (2022)
62. The Microphones: Microphones in 2020 (2020)
61. Tirzah: trip9love...??? (2023)
60. Mach-Hommy: Pray for Haiti (2021)
59. Yasmin Williams: Urban Driftwood (2021)
58. Bladee / Ecco2k: Crest (2022)
57. Björk: Fossora (2022)
56. Nilüfer Yanya: PAINLESS (2022)
55. MJ Lenderman: Manning Fireworks (2024)
54. Bill Orcutt: Music for Four Guitars (2022)
53. Dua Lipa: Future Nostalgia (2020)
52. Bad Bunny: Un Verano Sin Ti (2022)
51. The Weeknd: Dawn FM (2022)
50. Dry Cleaning: New Long Leg (2021)
49. 100 gecs: 10,000 gecs (2023)
48. Dean Blunt: Black Metal 2 (2021)
47. Sofia Kourtesis: Madres (2023)
46. Kim Gordon: No Home Record (2019)
45. Sudan Archives: Natural Brown Prom Queen (2022)
44. Phoebe Bridgers: Punisher (2020)
43. Mdou Moctar: Afrique Victime (2021)
42. Yves Tumor: Heaven to a Tortured Mind (2020)
41. Arooj Aftab: Vulture Prince (2021)
40. Perfume Genius: Set My Heart on Fire Immediately (2020)
39. ANOHNI and the Johnsons: My Back Was a Bridge for You to Cross (2023)
38. Faye Webster: I Know I’m Funny haha (2021)
37. 454: FAST TRAX 3 (2022)
36. Kelela: Raven (2023)
35. Fever Ray: Radical Romantics (2023)
34. Jockstrap: I Love You Jennifer B (2022)
33. Jane Remover: Frailty (2021)
32. Wednesday: Rat Saw God (2023)
31. Jessica Pratt: Here in the Pitch (2024)
30. L’Rain: Fatigue (2021)
29. Turnstile: GLOW ON (2021)
28. Kendrick Lamar: Mr. Morale & the Big Steppers (2022)
27. Asake: Mr. Money With the Vibe (2022)
26. Jessie Ware: What’s Your Pleasure? (2020)
25. Low: HEY WHAT (2021)
24. Alex G: God Save the Animals (2022)
23. Sexyy Red: Hood Hottest Princess (2023)
22. Jazmine Sullivan: Heaux Tales (2021)
21. Nourished by Time: Erotic Probiotic 2 (2023)
20. Amaarae: Fountain Baby (2023)
19. Cash Cobain / Chow Lee: 2 SLIZZY 2 SEXY (2022)
18. Floating Points / Pharoah Sanders / The London Symphony Orchestra: Promises (2021)
17. FKA twigs: MAGDALENE (2019)
16. Lana Del Rey: Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd (2023)
15. Alvvays: Blue Rev (2022)
14. billy woods / Kenny Segal: Maps (2023)
13. ML Buch: Suntub (2023)
12. Caroline Polachek: Desire, I Want to Turn Into You (2023)
11. Big Thief: Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe in You (2022)
10. Waxahatchee: Saint Cloud (2020)
9. Chuquimamani-Condori: DJ E (2023)
8. Rosalía: MOTOMAMI (2022)
7. Charli XCX: BRAT (2024)
6. Veeze: Ganger (2023)
5. Beyoncé: RENAISSANCE (2022)
4. SZA: SOS (2022)
3. Cindy Lee: Diamond Jubilee (2024)
2. Playboi Carti: Whole Lotta Red (2021)
1. Fiona Apple: Fetch the Bolt Cutters (2020

There some that I can take issue with for sure. But they definitely got No. 1 correct.

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I get why they included a couple of albums from 2019, but...it still defeats the purpose of calling it the best of the 2020s.
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A lot of those sound made up
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Pitchfork doesn't really exist, right? That's probably AI generated. Does anyone really think there is someone called "Jim Legxacy" or "Rx Papi / Gud" in the real world?
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Not much into white guys who play rock n roll
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BurtReynolds wrote:Pitchfork doesn't really exist, right? That's probably AI generated. Does anyone really think there is someone called "Jim Legxacy" or "Rx Papi / Gud" in the real world?
Right?!

Fiona Apple? You expect me to believe that's a real person? Nice try, Pitchfork.
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PitchforkGPT wrote:Fiona Apple’s Fetch the Bolt Cutters is a raw, unfiltered exploration of trauma, liberation, and the complexities of womanhood, delivered with a startling immediacy that defies conventional songwriting. Each track unfurls like a diary entry, as Apple’s distinctive piano work and unconventional rhythms intertwine with her candid, often confessional lyrics. The album’s jagged production, marked by the clatter of household objects and the embrace of imperfections, mirrors the emotional chaos Apple navigates, creating a sonic landscape that feels both intimate and expansive. Songs like “Shameika” and “I Want You to Love Me” showcase her unyielding vulnerability, transforming personal pain into universal truths. In a world that often silences female voices, Fetch the Bolt Cutters is a triumphant declaration of self, a masterclass in artistic courage that redefines what it means to be heard.
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Bridgers and Polachek should have broken the top 10. Cool to see Amaarae and Alex G fairly high up.

Lol @ Playboi Carti claiming the #2 spot. Stupid.
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