2023 NFL Season

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spike wrote:Even if the Bills made it and tied it, they left way too much time on the clock for KC and likely would’ve lost anyway.
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Patrick v. Lamar is going to be interesting.
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it's the matchup the NFL deserves

Lamar is the ugly duckling sponsors don't want

doesn't speak they english

meanwhile during tonight's game, they spliced live to show a state farm commercial with mahomes and kelce in it

should be a great game

go ravens
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I feel bad for the Bills. I mean, Allen has to be the Ewing of the NFL…a great player with another one constantly standing in his way til it’s too late. And to lose it the same way they dropped their one good chance at a Super Bowl win is pretty rough stuff.
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Mecca wrote:Also, I think it’s a bigger game for McDermott. Josh Allen in their last playoff meeting played better than any QB should be expected. 13 Seconds was a coaching loss that McD reportedly took over the defensive playcalls and overruled a squib kick at the end of the 4th to go for a touchback. Then he publicly blamed his position coaches. Andy Reid has outcoached him in nearly every meeting.
Josh Allen deserves none of the blame for this one and that makes me feel so badly for him. Coach’s defense and his pass catchers let him down in big spots
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Mecca wrote:
Mecca wrote:Also, I think it’s a bigger game for McDermott. Josh Allen in their last playoff meeting played better than any QB should be expected. 13 Seconds was a coaching loss that McD reportedly took over the defensive playcalls and overruled a squib kick at the end of the 4th to go for a touchback. Then he publicly blamed his position coaches. Andy Reid has outcoached him in nearly every meeting.
Josh Allen deserves none of the blame for this one and that makes me feel so badly for him. Coach’s defense and his pass catchers let him down in big spots
poor clock mgmt!
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Diggs was wide open in the middle of the field on their last drive, but Allen took that shot at the endzone.
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Or maybe the Bills defense could have stopped them once in the first three quarters. Hard to pin this on Allen.
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I just did.
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dad wrote:I just did.
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in all seriousness, I don't think Allen has that killer instinct the way Patrick does. Do I think Allen is a competitor? Absolutely. I think he lacks the desire to truly murder his opponents the way Patrick does, the way Brady did, and the way Jordan and Kobe did.
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I do have to say the Bills fans pelting the Chiefs players with snowballs makes me feel less bad for them. I do appreciate that yesterdays game brings back Scott Norwood’s miss, if only because that game truly cemented my passion and interest in sports.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Jared Goff looks like Ryan Gosling
I say this all the time and literally no one agrees with me. My wife thinks I'm completely insane for thinking that.
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- Bills D rarely gave Allen any help. The blown coverage on Kelce TD was where it was lost IMO
- KC made good adjustments after halftime to stop the Bills rush. Bills OC took too long to counter
- That fake punt was an obscenity and not worth it even if you are up 8 men to 6 on the line of scrimmage. They were so deep in their own territory and it was not a short / gimme
- Allen def has the killer instinct. Never afraid to run hard and threw a pair of 60-yard bombs to receivers that banged off their degenerate hands
- Kicker is not to blame that was windy af and cold; and Mahomes would have come back down and gotten at least a FG

Bills overachieved this year. Like PHI last year, defense just couldnt get enough stops on them. No shame. Hurts bc it was within reach. Gotta be extra special to make it all the way and unfortunately very few healthy guys left on Bills D to make a play and when it counted Diggs hands were like buttcheeks

go Lions
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dad wrote:in all seriousness, I don't think Allen has that killer instinct the way Patrick does. Do I think Allen is a competitor? Absolutely. I think he lacks the desire to truly murder his opponents the way Patrick does, the way Brady did, and the way Jordan and Kobe did.
That’s not the book on Josh Allen; everyone that knows him personally is saying he’s competitive to a fault at anything, not just football.
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Bammer wrote:Getting my haircut yesterday, the stylist was going on and on about her boyfriend’s gambling exploits and it really cemented for me that NFL fans are on the lowest rung of the IQ ladder.
This same gal cut my hair again today. Part of the parking lot was blocked off due to a drain blockage problem. It wasn’t sewer today, but she goes on to tell me that it’s happened a few times before and it was sewer and she must have said “poop” about a dozen times while cutting my hair.

I mean, she gives a serviceable haircut and I don’t mind her fake tits, but the conversation part is just like … stop.
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Bammer wrote:
Bammer wrote:Getting my haircut yesterday, the stylist was going on and on about her boyfriend’s gambling exploits and it really cemented for me that NFL fans are on the lowest rung of the IQ ladder.
This same gal cut my hair again today. Part of the parking lot was blocked off due to a drain blockage problem. It wasn’t sewer today, but she goes on to tell me that it’s happened a few times before and it was sewer and she must have said “poop” about a dozen times while cutting my hair.

I mean, she gives a serviceable haircut and I don’t mind her fake tits, but the conversation part is just like … stop.
cool story..who ya rooting for?
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doug rr wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Bammer wrote:Getting my haircut yesterday, the stylist was going on and on about her boyfriend’s gambling exploits and it really cemented for me that NFL fans are on the lowest rung of the IQ ladder.
This same gal cut my hair again today. Part of the parking lot was blocked off due to a drain blockage problem. It wasn’t sewer today, but she goes on to tell me that it’s happened a few times before and it was sewer and she must have said “poop” about a dozen times while cutting my hair.

I mean, she gives a serviceable haircut and I don’t mind her fake tits, but the conversation part is just like … stop.
cool story..who ya rooting for?
Meh. Don’t really care. Lions or Ravens, I guess.
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Mecca wrote:
dad wrote:in all seriousness, I don't think Allen has that killer instinct the way Patrick does. Do I think Allen is a competitor? Absolutely. I think he lacks the desire to truly murder his opponents the way Patrick does, the way Brady did, and the way Jordan and Kobe did.
That’s not the book on Josh Allen; everyone that knows him personally is saying he’s competitive to a fault at anything, not just football.
sorry, Mecca. I shouldn't kick people while they're down.
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personally i could care less if "my team" has a player who gets an award or gets snubbed for one but how in the hell did myles get the DPOY over TJ Watt when Watt had superior numbers in damn near every category?
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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