Admit Something

[Ello Sailor]

You're taking things far too personally due to your crippling insecurity, as usual.

[96583UP]

only Irish goodbyes for me for the last like 10 years probably

probably more

[spike]

only Irish goodbyes for me for the last like 10 years probably

probably more

I dunno, I like saying goodbyes and triggering the superficial responses from people that forget about me as soon as I’m gone.

[96583UP]

only Irish goodbyes for me for the last like 10 years probably

probably more

I dunno, I like saying goodbyes and triggering the superficial responses from people that forget about me as soon as I’m gone.

those 2-7 second courtesy goodbye exchanges will be remembered fondly on our death beds

if you are lucky 2-7 seconds

people who drag out the goodbye are the worst

just let me go home in peace

[spike]

only Irish goodbyes for me for the last like 10 years probably

probably more

I dunno, I like saying goodbyes and triggering the superficial responses from people that forget about me as soon as I’m gone.

those 2-7 second courtesy goodbye exchanges will be remembered fondly on our death beds

if you are lucky 2-7 seconds

people who drag out the goodbye are the worst

just let me go home in peace

The emptiness of these exchanges helps comfort me that nothing I said or did will be remembered. So calming.

[Bammer]

only Irish goodbyes for me for the last like 10 years probably

probably more

I dunno, I like saying goodbyes and triggering the superficial responses from people that forget about me as soon as I’m gone.

those 2-7 second courtesy goodbye exchanges will be remembered fondly on our death beds

if you are lucky 2-7 seconds

people who drag out the goodbye are the worst

just let me go home in peace

The emptiness of these exchanges helps comfort me that nothing I said or did will be remembered. So calming.

I like to use goodbyes as my opportunity to do that little hand slap/half hug that us guys do and slip in either a butt grab or a kiss.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Higgs]

Do you own a bottle of Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Head vodka?

Signed by Dan Aykroyd. Last bottle of liquor I ever had in my house.

I have doubts on this claim.

[oasisfan35]

Do you own a bottle of Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Head vodka?

Signed by Dan Aykroyd. Last bottle of liquor I ever had in my house.

I have doubts on this claim.

The 780 bottles of beer in my cellar do not count.

[Chris_H_2]

i keep a wireless earpiece/headset in at all times in my office. so when someone walks by and pops their head in wanting to talk and i don't want to, i just point to my ear to motion that i'm on a call. it works every time.

[Ello Sailor]

Love it. Genius tier stuff.

[96583UP]

i think i am gonna record a demo tape

[Sgt. Crackpot]

i think i am gonna record a demo tape

I'd like to pre-order said demo tape

[96583UP]

i think i am gonna record a demo tape

I'd like to pre-order said demo tape

ok it will be free and trademarked first and take a really long time to produce (maybe 5 years) but you will get one when it is ready

[spike]

Music? Voiceover? Fart noises? Please elaborate.

[96583UP]

a lovely medley of spoken word and dissonant music concrěte

[doug rr]

i think i am gonna record a demo tape

do your own makeover of blood on the tracks with voice and whistling..

[spike]

a lovely medley of spoken word and dissonant music concrěte

I was pretty close with fart noises.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Happy to provide the introduction piece, if you like. I do my spoken word sessions Jim Morisson style

[doug rr]

Happy to provide the introduction piece, if you like. I do my spoken word sessions Jim Morisson style

treat us all with some Peace Frog