Good job man. That shits scary and the urge to slam the brakes is large.Vitalogist wrote:I don’t know if we have a car/car repairs thread… but blew out a tire on the way to work this morning. Was barely able to pull over safely…. Ugh.
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Never96583UP wrote:do you ever pee in the poolVinylGuy wrote:Its hot as hell here and next week will be worst. Im basically working from the swimming pool.
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Never? Come onVinylGuy wrote:Never96583UP wrote:do you ever pee in the poolVinylGuy wrote:Its hot as hell here and next week will be worst. Im basically working from the swimming pool.
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Thanks. It had to be replaced because it was unpatchable, which was not surprising. What a morning.Higgs wrote:Good job man. That shits scary and the urge to slam the brakes is large.Vitalogist wrote:I don’t know if we have a car/car repairs thread… but blew out a tire on the way to work this morning. Was barely able to pull over safely…. Ugh.
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Americans seem to pee in the pool a lot. I've had conversations like this before where US friends mention peeing in the pool like it's the most normal, acceptable thingVinylGuy wrote:nope even as a kid.
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Well we’re pretty good at not really caring if our actions affect other peopleJorge wrote:Americans seem to pee in the pool a lot. I've had conversations like this before where US friends mention peeing in the pool like it's the most normal, acceptable thingVinylGuy wrote:nope even as a kid.
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Australian here and nope, peeing in the pool is not OK.Jorge wrote:Americans seem to pee in the pool a lot. I've had conversations like this before where US friends mention peeing in the pool like it's the most normal, acceptable thingVinylGuy wrote:nope even as a kid.
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Having said that, and I'm sure I've shared this story before, but the all time best "fuck you" pool piss I've ever seen was at The Beer and Satay Hut back in maybe 98(?) or so. Hot as fuck day, packed bar, pool is overflowing. This little kid, maybe 8 years old, has been playing with a group of others in the pool, yells out "Hold up!" and stops the game, jumps out of the pool, and drops his strides. Stands there and pisses straight back into the pool, not one fuck given.
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About twice a summer my wife holds a camp for kids in a middle school drama club she teaches, but it is grades 4-8. After those gatherings with all of those little kids in the pool, I usually wait a few days before getting in myself.
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Ah yes you like the fermented child peeE.H. Ruddock wrote:About twice a summer my wife holds a camp for kids in a middle school drama club she teaches, but it is grades 4-8. After those gatherings with all of those little kids in the pool, I usually wait a few days before getting in myself.
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He got out of the pool to directly pee in it. Fuck yeah. That kid wins.Higgs wrote:Australian here and nope, peeing in the pool is not OK.Jorge wrote:Americans seem to pee in the pool a lot. I've had conversations like this before where US friends mention peeing in the pool like it's the most normal, acceptable thingVinylGuy wrote:nope even as a kid.
I respect my pool
Having said that, and I'm sure I've shared this story before, but the all time best "fuck you" pool piss I've ever seen was at The Beer and Satay Hut back in maybe 98(?) or so. Hot as fuck day, packed bar, pool is overflowing. This little kid, maybe 8 years old, has been playing with a group of others in the pool, yells out "Hold up!" and stops the game, jumps out of the pool, and drops his strides. Stands there and pisses straight back into the pool, not one fuck given.
Unless he jumped back in, of course…
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I am 100% certain he jumped straight back in. Absolute King.
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everyone pees in the lake here.. they just stand there in the water drinking their beers and pissing all over each other and nobody talks about it.. and there's a nice bathroom just up the hill over there, not far.. and then a fish kept nibbling on my skin tag.. and a rash appeared all over my body the next day
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No you weirdo, I let the pool filtration system do some cleaning.Jorge wrote:Ah yes you like the fermented child peeE.H. Ruddock wrote:About twice a summer my wife holds a camp for kids in a middle school drama club she teaches, but it is grades 4-8. After those gatherings with all of those little kids in the pool, I usually wait a few days before getting in myself.
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Mmmm fermented child pee
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i never pee in the pool unless i have guests so that they know who is alpha
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