2023 NFL Season

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Oh and the Chiefs have Taylor Swift.

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Haha wow.

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dad wrote:the Chiefs are the defending champs and the oddsmakers are already giving them more fuel.

the disrespect...
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Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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I have a MAGA uncle who just said he is not watching the Super Bowl for the following reasons:

Taylor Swift is a libtard plant that will endorse Biden at halftime
The NFL is rigged and the Chiefs will win because Mahomes and Kelce are libtard poster bois
They show Taylor Swift "too much" during games (her average airtime has been like 25 seconds a broadcast)
The NFL has a pro-gay agenda (when I pointed out to him that he is bitching about them showing a hot Taylor Swift instead of sweaty men wrestling, he just scoffed)
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:I have a MAGA uncle who just said he is not watching the Super Bowl for the following reasons:

Taylor Swift is a libtard plant that will endorse Biden at halftime
The NFL is rigged and the Chiefs will win because Mahomes and Kelce are libtard poster bois
They show Taylor Swift "too much" during games (her average airtime has been like 25 seconds a broadcast)
The NFL has a pro-gay agenda (when I pointed out to him that he is bitching about them showing a hot Taylor Swift instead of sweaty men wrestling, he just scoffed)
the MAGAs believe the Kelce/Swift alliance is nothing more than a ploy to make NFL fans get booster shots and vote dem.
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I'm rooting for the niners..its a much more conservative city..
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right, i mean, is there a more libtard city on the planet than SF?

meanwhile the Chiefs were brave enough to keep a native american-themed team name in the face of a half dozen other teams shedding it due to ethnic insensitivity concerns

which team is the maga team?
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Could’ve sworn football was a game for intellectuals
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if you aren't watching football b/c of taylor swift you probably don't like the sport to begin with. now with that said, enough already, holy shit.

reid and mahomes are passing belichick and brady real quick. i'm not sure how they lose at this point in the season.
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well i mean Kelce’s AIDS could flare up suddenly
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Mahomes could make a poopie in his pants and leave the game.
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spike wrote:Mahomes could make a poopie in his pants and leave the game.
the use of the word poopie really elevated that post.
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dad wrote:
spike wrote:Mahomes could make a poopie in his pants and leave the game.
the use of the word poopie really elevated that post.
He never changes his drawers, remember? That wouldn’t phase him one bit.
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wease wrote:
dad wrote:
spike wrote:Mahomes could make a poopie in his pants and leave the game.
the use of the word poopie really elevated that post.
He never changes his drawers, remember? That wouldn’t phase him one bit.
haha I forgot about that.
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SF gonna need their defense to play the game of the century
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If Bosa and Armstead play great we can win.
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I'd worry more about the offense than the defense if I was a Niners fan.
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Still amazed that the chiefs are the betting underdogs. That pretty much seals it that they’ll use it as motivation and win. Congrats chief’s fans!
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Purdy looks like he has a tiny peepee
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Mahomes Sr. pulled over for DUI.
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