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[bodysnatcher]

Poor dog’s only free access to outdoors is covered in poop, AND it’s being fed food that irritates its bowels?

[Peeps]

Poor dog’s only free access to outdoors is covered in poop, AND it’s being fed food that irritates its bowels?

+1

[E.H. Ruddock]

To be fair, it’s only on my property, so no strangers or neighbors are in danger of stepping in a pile

Yeah this isn't fair to the dog. Dogs with yards have favorite "spots" to go. You are taking that away from them. Also, walk your dog, maybe it will enjoy pooping in new spots now and again. I'm judging you solely on what kind of dog owner you are. Report back with good news please.

[Vitalogist]

I walk him almost every day, and he does poop in a variety of locations. If he poops anywhere other than the backyard, I scoop it. The backyard is just the lazy place. I hope I can move on from this scandal

[tommy]

I walk him almost every day, and he does poop in a variety of locations. If he poops anywhere other than the backyard, I scoop it. The backyard is just the lazy place. I hope I can move on from this scandal

Sorry, you're "dog poop yard guy" now

[spike]

I walk him almost every day, and he does poop in a variety of locations. If he poops anywhere other than the backyard, I scoop it. The backyard is just the lazy place. I hope I can move on from this scandal

Sorry, you're "dog poop yard guy" now

Makes dad look great by comparison.

[Vitalogist]

I walk him almost every day, and he does poop in a variety of locations. If he poops anywhere other than the backyard, I scoop it. The backyard is just the lazy place. I hope I can move on from this scandal

Sorry, you're "dog poop yard guy" now

I really stepped in it, didn’t I?

[bodysnatcher]

Dog is just tiptoeing around his living space to find an empty place to try and poop. Then has to tiptoe back and pray not to step in poop so he doesn’t track it back into the house and get yelled at. All while Vitalogist RMs and speculates about a Pearl Jam album.

Free Dog, Jail Vitalogist

[spike]

I walk him almost every day, and he does poop in a variety of locations. If he poops anywhere other than the backyard, I scoop it. The backyard is just the lazy place. I hope I can move on from this scandal

Sorry, you're "dog poop yard guy" now

I really stepped in it, didn’t I?

Your mental map of RM has failed you.

[wease]

I walk him almost every day, and he does poop in a variety of locations. If he poops anywhere other than the backyard, I scoop it. The backyard is just the lazy place. I hope I can move on from this scandal

Sorry, you're "dog poop yard guy" now

I really stepped in it, didn’t I?

Your mental map of RM has failed you.

Do you ever pick up your dog’s poop with your bare hand then throw it over the fence into your neighbor’s yard?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

To be fair, it’s only on my property, so no strangers or neighbors are in danger of stepping in a pile

Yeah this isn't fair to the dog. Dogs with yards have favorite "spots" to go. You are taking that away from them. Also, walk your dog, maybe it will enjoy pooping in new spots now and again. I'm judging you solely on what kind of dog owner you are. Report back with good news please.

Wow

[tommy]

I believe Vitalogist can bounce back from this scandal. It's certainly not going to be easy, but I have faith in him.

[bodysnatcher]

He was too busy making mind map of physical poop and forgot to make a mind map of metaphorical poop.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Vitalogist is chud, by the way

[bart]

Vitalogist is chud, by the way

[Wee Bay gif]

[bodysnatcher]

Unbelievable

[Bammer]

You all might remember when, before the GD forum crashed in a failed Bammer prank attempt, I warned you that there are two kinds of people in the world:

Those who clean up after their dog, and those who don’t.

[E.H. Ruddock]

To be fair, it’s only on my property, so no strangers or neighbors are in danger of stepping in a pile

Yeah this isn't fair to the dog. Dogs with yards have favorite "spots" to go. You are taking that away from them. Also, walk your dog, maybe it will enjoy pooping in new spots now and again. I'm judging you solely on what kind of dog owner you are. Report back with good news please.

Wow

Wow this

[lennytheweedwhacker]

To be fair, it’s only on my property, so no strangers or neighbors are in danger of stepping in a pile

Yeah this isn't fair to the dog. Dogs with yards have favorite "spots" to go. You are taking that away from them. Also, walk your dog, maybe it will enjoy pooping in new spots now and again. I'm judging you solely on what kind of dog owner you are. Report back with good news please.

Wow

Wow this

The condescension in your post was epilogue level. Congrats.

[wease]

i figured old poop hands would swoop in here