Rank the Members of Pearl Jam

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Based upon everything
Mike
Matt
Ed
Stone
Jeff
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The Argonaut wrote:Based on who has probably read the most books:

Jeff
Stone
Boom
Mike
Matt
Ed
Mike tops this list but it's all crap by Osho and shit like The Secret and A Course in Miracles
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Based on whatever

Stone (is still cool, possibly trying to troll pj )
Matt (somewhat still cool working with Melvin’s etc )

Josh k
Boom

Jeff
Ed / mike
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Based on who's better at Counter-Strike.

Matt
Jeff
Eddie
Mike
Stone
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Based on who probably takes the longest to get ready:

Ed
Mike
Matt
Jeff
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Boom
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tommy wrote:Based on how much I would want to hang out with them

Jeff
Boom
Mike
Matt
Stone
Ed
I can get on board with this.

May swap Mike & Boom.

May swap Stone & Ed.
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Bammer wrote:
tommy wrote:Based on how much I would want to hang out with them

Jeff
Boom
Mike
Matt
Stone
Ed
I can get on board with this.

May swap Mike & Boom.

May swap Stone & Ed.
Boom tops for sure then Mike
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Very difficult to say for hanging out, don't think I could fairly rank them,
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What are we doing here, ranking our preferences in men now
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[wrong thread]
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Boom is not a member of the band.
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rick malone wrote:Boom is not a member of the band.
If we’re gonna be expanding the list in this way:

#1 hang is easily Dave A.
#2 Ben Harper
#3 Glen Hansard & Jimmy Shoaf (tie)
#4 Tchad Blake
#5 Jeff Ament
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If third is tied, the next place is 5th. Common mistake.
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Anders wrote:If third is tied, the next place is 5th. Common mistake.
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This is true
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pearl jam sucks now
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Based on dexterity with his instrument (Ed's instrument being his voice):

Matt
Stone
Jeff
Mike
Ed
Boom

This one is tough because they're all very good except for Boom. I put Ed second to last because he doesn't seem to have as much control as he used to.

Personal preference plays a huge part here because one could easily make the argument that Mike is a more skilled player than Stone, but I prefer Stone's more awkward approach. Plus he's very creative whereas Mike relies more on meat-and-potatoes Hendrix/SRV shredding.
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Just based on how much I like them, maybe kinda based on their music/writing.

Jeff
Mike
Ed
Boom
Stone
Matt
Josh
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pearl jam sucks now
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Butts:

Stone
Jeff
Ed
Matt
Boom
Mike
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