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They do?
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Lol yeah what?
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Michael Jackson reference I believe. His doc would literally knock him out at night.
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snow tubing

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Higgs wrote:Michael Jackson reference I believe. His doc would literally knock him out at night.
if i could i would give you a cookie
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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Peeps wrote:
Higgs wrote:Michael Jackson reference I believe. His doc would literally knock him out at night.
if i could i would give you a cookie
What type of cookie?
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tommy wrote:
Peeps wrote:
Higgs wrote:Michael Jackson reference I believe. His doc would literally knock him out at night.
if i could i would give you a cookie
What type of cookie?
that would be the choice of higgs
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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Peeps wrote:
Higgs wrote:Michael Jackson reference I believe. His doc would literally knock him out at night.
if i could i would give you a cookie
okay that's one celeb
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spike wrote:
Peeps wrote:
Higgs wrote:Michael Jackson reference I believe. His doc would literally knock him out at night.
if i could i would give you a cookie
okay that's one celeb

you really think celebs are going to openly admit to doing this? do you really think mike was the only one? that's the hill you're going to die on?
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Coach wrote:
Coach wrote:
Coach wrote:
Bammer wrote:Coach, the newest one is two inches taller than you? And answered a text with “yeah definitely”?

Bro you are OUT. Move on.
I have, it's up to her if she wants to reach out again.
Well, well, well. Tall girl and I exchanged texts last night.

Apparently, a date is still on for next weekend.
Update: Second date set for next Sunday.
Another Update:

Five dates in with tall girl.

Slept with her three times.

Watched the Super Bowl together.

Enjoy each other's company.

Going out again.

This is quite the Coach dating comeback. I thought this thing was dead in the water early on, but patience is always key.
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Coach wrote:
Coach wrote:
Coach wrote:
Coach wrote:
Bammer wrote:Coach, the newest one is two inches taller than you? And answered a text with “yeah definitely”?

Bro you are OUT. Move on.
I have, it's up to her if she wants to reach out again.
Well, well, well. Tall girl and I exchanged texts last night.

Apparently, a date is still on for next weekend.
Update: Second date set for next Sunday.
Another Update:

Five dates in with tall girl.

Slept with her three times.

Watched the Super Bowl together.

Enjoy each other's company.

Going out again.

This is quite the Coach dating comeback. I thought this thing was dead in the water early on, but patience is always key.
has she pooped with the door open in front of you yet?
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got an email today that I have an appointment this Saturday to have a physical as part of my process to become a dual citizen with Canada
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
Coach wrote:
Coach wrote:
Coach wrote:
Coach wrote:
Bammer wrote:Coach, the newest one is two inches taller than you? And answered a text with “yeah definitely”?

Bro you are OUT. Move on.
I have, it's up to her if she wants to reach out again.
Well, well, well. Tall girl and I exchanged texts last night.

Apparently, a date is still on for next weekend.
Update: Second date set for next Sunday.
Another Update:

Five dates in with tall girl.

Slept with her three times.

Watched the Super Bowl together.

Enjoy each other's company.

Going out again.

This is quite the Coach dating comeback. I thought this thing was dead in the water early on, but patience is always key.
has she pooped with the door open in front of you yet?
Just pee and the door was closed, but middle of the night so I could hear the stream. To be honest, it felt a little weak so maybe I get her some cranberry juice.
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doug rr wrote:got an email today that I have an appointment this Saturday to have a physical as part of my process to become a dual citizen with Canada
they want to make sure you can say "Eh" with no problems. good luck doug
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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Coach wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
Coach wrote:
Coach wrote:
Coach wrote:
Coach wrote:
Bammer wrote:Coach, the newest one is two inches taller than you? And answered a text with “yeah definitely”?

Bro you are OUT. Move on.
I have, it's up to her if she wants to reach out again.
Well, well, well. Tall girl and I exchanged texts last night.

Apparently, a date is still on for next weekend.
Update: Second date set for next Sunday.
Another Update:

Five dates in with tall girl.

Slept with her three times.

Watched the Super Bowl together.

Enjoy each other's company.

Going out again.

This is quite the Coach dating comeback. I thought this thing was dead in the water early on, but patience is always key.
has she pooped with the door open in front of you yet?
Just pee and the door was closed, but middle of the night so I could hear the stream. To be honest, it felt a little weak so maybe I get her some cranberry juice.
serious question: what does one get a woman for valentine's day with whom one's been on five dates?
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Peeps wrote:
doug rr wrote:got an email today that I have an appointment this Saturday to have a physical as part of my process to become a dual citizen with Canada
they want to make sure you can say "Eh" with no problems. good luck doug
thanks jerry..ive got that part down being married to a Canuck for 24 years
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
Coach wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
Coach wrote:
Coach wrote:
Coach wrote:
Coach wrote:
Bammer wrote:Coach, the newest one is two inches taller than you? And answered a text with “yeah definitely”?

Bro you are OUT. Move on.
I have, it's up to her if she wants to reach out again.
Well, well, well. Tall girl and I exchanged texts last night.

Apparently, a date is still on for next weekend.
Update: Second date set for next Sunday.
Another Update:

Five dates in with tall girl.

Slept with her three times.

Watched the Super Bowl together.

Enjoy each other's company.

Going out again.

This is quite the Coach dating comeback. I thought this thing was dead in the water early on, but patience is always key.
has she pooped with the door open in front of you yet?
Just pee and the door was closed, but middle of the night so I could hear the stream. To be honest, it felt a little weak so maybe I get her some cranberry juice.
serious question: what does one get a woman for valentine's day with whom one's been on five dates?
Just a card with a handwritten thoughtful and unique note written by AI.
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wow three times geesh

way to go

sounds like a keeper

put a ring on that finger?

or do you need to hot carl first to see if she is the one
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ps trag prob does not approve of your intercourse

but not bc of him projecting his AA experience onto your situation

bc deep down he is a staunch gun-toting bible-thumping conservative and you heathens make him sick
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