The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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been off-kilter since went on vacay but looking to resume normal programming tomorrow morning hopefully

had a surprised afternoon drop but made friends w salad at early lunch so may have knocked some things loose
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Pooped with a single wipe for the first time in 2024
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bodysnatcher wrote:Pooped with a single wipe for the first time in 2024
a single wipe has to be a ghost wipe, otherwise how would you know you got everything
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Currently being kept awake with a bout of the ‘rrhea
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an absolute stinker this morning. had Chinese last night

blew up the first floor

will need to use some Lysol
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i think i jinxed one of my co-workers

she is in a play coming up and i asked her how she stayed hydrated as the star of the show (she is on the stage the whole time and lights trained on her most of the time). she said she drinks a lot of water before hand but hasnt had to leave to pee. i looked at her and she knew my next question. it hasnt happened yet but i think i planted a seed in her head
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Peeps wrote:i think i jinxed one of my co-workers

she is in a play coming up and i asked her how she stayed hydrated as the star of the show (she is on the stage the whole time and lights trained on her most of the time). she said she drinks a lot of water before hand but hasnt had to leave to pee. i looked at her and she knew my next question. it hasnt happened yet but i think i planted a seed in her head
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a lot of action in here this morning

excellent

i pooped early but am def not on my game

tomorrow hopefully
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i haven't pooped yet today. unusual.
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my poop’s In Hiding
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First of the day is live

had some ppl over last night and ate way too much pizza and beer

there was some salad involved, but not enough to make this smooth sailing

there will be many poops today
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I'm getting over the flu, so not much poop to report. Haven't been eating a lot and slightly dehydrated.

Hoping for a more productive day tomorrow in the men's room at work.
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Hell yeah. Blast them out of there Coach.
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wease wrote:Hell yeah. Blast them out of there Coach.
I’m gonna blow it up good

Be in there for awhile
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Blew up the men's room at work twice this AM.

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Attaboy. Proud of you.
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wease wrote:Attaboy. Proud of you.
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I have to poop right now
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By all means, go man!
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how did this turn out?
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