Did you step on it real quick like?Higgs wrote:Found this little fella today while moving pot plants.
Great Southern Lands (Australia & NZ...)
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The katipō is such a lovely creature. They're our only venomous spider over hereHiggs wrote:Found this little fella today while moving pot plants.
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Endangered you heathen!wease wrote:Did you step on it real quick like?Higgs wrote:Found this little fella today while moving pot plants.
I'd probably take a bit more caution than with my normal relocation process though.
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Black widow spiders are endangered? Fuck that. Stomp the fuck out of it.oasisfan35 wrote:Endangered you heathen!wease wrote:Did you step on it real quick like?Higgs wrote:Found this little fella today while moving pot plants.
I'd probably take a bit more caution than with my normal relocation process though.
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Not sure about the non-Australian varities, but Red Back Spiders are definitely not endangered.wease wrote:Black widow spiders are endangered? Fuck that. Stomp the fuck out of it.oasisfan35 wrote:Endangered you heathen!wease wrote:Did you step on it real quick like?Higgs wrote:Found this little fella today while moving pot plants.
I'd probably take a bit more caution than with my normal relocation process though.
You'd be mad to 'relocate' one.
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Rangi noted Katipō which is endangered in NZ. No note of that with the general Latrodectus hasselti though, so you may be spot on there.Birds in Hell wrote:Not sure about the non-Australian varities, but Red Back Spiders are definitely not endangered.wease wrote:Black widow spiders are endangered? Fuck that. Stomp the fuck out of it.oasisfan35 wrote:Endangered you heathen!wease wrote:Did you step on it real quick like?Higgs wrote:Found this little fella today while moving pot plants.
I'd probably take a bit more caution than with my normal relocation process though.
You'd be mad to 'relocate' one.
I don't choose to kill spiders if I can avoid it.
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I am not mad and did not relocate. This spider is a fair bit flatter now than it was when the pic was taken.Birds in Hell wrote:Not sure about the non-Australian varities, but Red Back Spiders are definitely not endangered.wease wrote:Black widow spiders are endangered? Fuck that. Stomp the fuck out of it.oasisfan35 wrote:Endangered you heathen!wease wrote:Did you step on it real quick like?Higgs wrote:Found this little fella today while moving pot plants.
I'd probably take a bit more caution than with my normal relocation process though.
You'd be mad to 'relocate' one.
They are however damn good looking, for spiders.
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Happy Australia Day
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Australia day sucks now. Nothing but protests and debates. Extreme bigots vs "woke" extremists. Fuck this. I'm moving back to Guatemala
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I honestly don't understand why they don't change the date to 1st March. I appreciate the issues with "Invasion Day" tied to the 26th Jan. I just really miss having a day to celebrate who we are as the lucky country without all the BS.Sgt. Crackpot wrote:Australia day sucks now. Nothing but protests and debates. Extreme bigots vs "woke" extremists. Fuck this. I'm moving back to Guatemala
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The Mayor came out strong saying "It won't happen" and secured the male vote.
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Hope you don't melt today, Higgs.
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Yep. Gonna need the gooch cooler today. This heat is bullshit.LetMeSleep wrote:Hope you don't melt today, Higgs.
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I just had a look - 42 degrees? That's insane! I think we might have hit 20 todayHiggs wrote:Yep. Gonna need the gooch cooler today. This heat is bullshit.LetMeSleep wrote:Hope you don't melt today, Higgs.
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it's fking crazy how the red stripe warning exists even on the spider's cousin other side of the globe!Higgs wrote:I am not mad and did not relocate. This spider is a fair bit flatter now than it was when the pic was taken.Birds in Hell wrote:Not sure about the non-Australian varities, but Red Back Spiders are definitely not endangered.wease wrote:Black widow spiders are endangered? Fuck that. Stomp the fuck out of it.oasisfan35 wrote:Endangered you heathen!wease wrote:Did you step on it real quick like?Higgs wrote:Found this little fella today while moving pot plants.
I'd probably take a bit more caution than with my normal relocation process though.
You'd be mad to 'relocate' one.
They are however damn good looking, for spiders.
fkin hell
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