Dark Batter (baked goods)

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We have a baked goods thread. I’ll merge this later
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let trag bake
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I move ti keep this thread distinct and independent of the baked goods threads.

It’s about batter. You don’t bake batter. You fry it.

Batteredburgers battered sausages battered Mars bars battered ice cream

Etc

These are all fried foods in this part of the world and a whole new world of dining for you my American fiends. You might just discover something battered and fried you like.
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Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake
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That’s exactly why I don’t eat at Irish pubs
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dimejinky99 wrote:I move ti keep this thread distinct and independent of the baked goods threads.

It’s about batter. You don’t bake batter. You fry it.

Batteredburgers battered sausages battered Mars bars battered ice cream

Etc

These are all fried foods in this part of the world and a whole new world of dining for you my American fiends. You might just discover something battered and fried you like.
We have deep fried candy bars here too.
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wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake

You just haven’t tried yet

You can embatter and fry anything.
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dimejinky99 wrote:
wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake

You just haven’t tried yet

You can embatter and fry anything.
But that’s not the same as a cake
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wease wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake

You just haven’t tried yet

You can embatter and fry anything.
But that’s not the same as a cake

What do you think a donut is wease?
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Calibrate your enthusiasm
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dimejinky99 wrote:
wease wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake

You just haven’t tried yet

You can embatter and fry anything.
But that’s not the same as a cake

What do you think a donut is wease?
It’s not a danish
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dimejinky99 wrote:
wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake

You just haven’t tried yet

You can embatter and fry anything.

That is true.

Don’t tell Joey but one time my bro and I deep fried a Barbie doll.
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i have half a weed brownie in the freezer but its not my half.
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bodysnatcher wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake

You just haven’t tried yet

You can embatter and fry anything.

That is true.

Don’t tell Joey but one time my bro and I deep fried a Barbie doll.

How’s that work out?

The hair would get kinda frazzled I’d imagine
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bodysnatcher wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake

You just haven’t tried yet

You can embatter and fry anything.

That is true.

Don’t tell Joey but one time my bro and I deep fried a Barbie doll.
This sparks a very clear memory of being at a friend’s house with a lighter and melting whatever we could get our hands on out on his patio. Mostly lego pieces.
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