Dark Batter (baked goods)
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Dark Batter (baked goods)
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Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)
We have a baked goods thread. I’ll merge this later
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Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)
let trag bake
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Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)
I move ti keep this thread distinct and independent of the baked goods threads.
It’s about batter. You don’t bake batter. You fry it.
Batteredburgers battered sausages battered Mars bars battered ice cream
Etc
These are all fried foods in this part of the world and a whole new world of dining for you my American fiends. You might just discover something battered and fried you like.
It’s about batter. You don’t bake batter. You fry it.
Batteredburgers battered sausages battered Mars bars battered ice cream
Etc
These are all fried foods in this part of the world and a whole new world of dining for you my American fiends. You might just discover something battered and fried you like.
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)
Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake
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Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)
That’s exactly why I don’t eat at Irish pubs
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Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)
We have deep fried candy bars here too.dimejinky99 wrote:I move ti keep this thread distinct and independent of the baked goods threads.
It’s about batter. You don’t bake batter. You fry it.
Batteredburgers battered sausages battered Mars bars battered ice cream
Etc
These are all fried foods in this part of the world and a whole new world of dining for you my American fiends. You might just discover something battered and fried you like.
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Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)
wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake
You just haven’t tried yet
You can embatter and fry anything.
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)
But that’s not the same as a cakedimejinky99 wrote:wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake
You just haven’t tried yet
You can embatter and fry anything.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)
wease wrote:But that’s not the same as a cakedimejinky99 wrote:wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake
You just haven’t tried yet
You can embatter and fry anything.
What do you think a donut is wease?
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)
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Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)
It’s not a danishdimejinky99 wrote:wease wrote:But that’s not the same as a cakedimejinky99 wrote:wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake
You just haven’t tried yet
You can embatter and fry anything.
What do you think a donut is wease?
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)
dimejinky99 wrote:wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake
You just haven’t tried yet
You can embatter and fry anything.
That is true.
Don’t tell Joey but one time my bro and I deep fried a Barbie doll.
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Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)
i have half a weed brownie in the freezer but its not my half.
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Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)
bodysnatcher wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake
You just haven’t tried yet
You can embatter and fry anything.
That is true.
Don’t tell Joey but one time my bro and I deep fried a Barbie doll.
How’s that work out?
The hair would get kinda frazzled I’d imagine
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Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)
dear god what is this thread
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Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)
This sparks a very clear memory of being at a friend’s house with a lighter and melting whatever we could get our hands on out on his patio. Mostly lego pieces.bodysnatcher wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake
You just haven’t tried yet
You can embatter and fry anything.
That is true.
Don’t tell Joey but one time my bro and I deep fried a Barbie doll.
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