You receive a disposable credit card preloaded with $700

[Jorge]

The conditions for its use are as follows: You must use the credit card immediately for a single purchase that benefits only yourself. This means you cannot save the balance, transfer it, or spend it on gifts for others. Furthermore, any remaining balance on the card after your purchase will vanish. Your objective is to find a single purchase that costs as close to $700 as possible. What do you buy?

[tree_]

i would buy more wishes

[dad]

I'm buying this...retail $645

[Jorge]

I'm buying this...retail $645

Wow

[dad]

I'm buying this...retail $645

Wow

it's not my money...

[Jorge]

I like it. Pretty good answer. Frivolous enough but also substantial

[Chris_H_2]

i own that you copycat.

[Ello Sailor]

USD?

Second hand MIJ Fender P bass (2004-2006) - $676

[Jorge]

Beautiful

[BurtReynolds]

A refurbished Steelcase Leap V2 office chair.

[BurtReynolds]

Oh wait they're cheaper now I change my answer

[dad]

i own that you copycat.

buy me one, dollar daddy.

[LetMeSleep]

Dad is bang on with that one.

[Ms Harmless]

a new wheelchair probably

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[bodysnatcher]

A ticket to see Pearl Jam

[spike]

i own that you copycat.

I copied you first.

[Ello Sailor]

some nice headphones for RockPusher

This is approaching spectral levels of fixation.

Hope you get better, bro.

[tommy]

some nice headphones for RockPusher

This is approaching spectral levels of fixation.

Hope you get better, bro.

Trag just wants us all to not enjoy music as much as he does - what's wrong with that?

[spike]

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