You receive a disposable credit card preloaded with $700

[Peeps]

I'd purchase RM and shut it down

id buy a plane ticket to the same stadium and sit right next to bammer so i could ruin the whole game for him by just yelling random shit

[wease]

Just yell “we want a pitcher, not a belly itcher” in his ear the whole time.

[Bammer]

Maybe you’ll get us on the jumbotron.

[spike]

Watt’s hourly rate is $700. Would hire him to remaster trag’s favorite song.

[bodysnatcher]

bitcoin > monero > dark matter

or plan b

dentist?

Damn that’s a lot of Plan B

[spike]

Dental plan b…

Lisa needs braces!

Dental plan b…

Lisa needs braces!

[washing machine]

This is a pretty tough toss up between a decently sized freezer or a high quality offset smoker. Overall the freezer would be more practical, but I'd think about the smoker I could have had every time I grilled something out of it.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Ello Sailor]

You know we get to keep the coffee machine/bass guitar, right?

[Ello Sailor]

Bammer and Trag are idiots confirmed.

[bodysnatcher]

I would lend someone $700 who I knew couldn’t pay it back in time before charging interest (laid out in signed agreement). The interest would continue to grow, and either said person would be able to pay me back $700 + interest, or I would continue to let it grow, take them to trial (where I know they wouldn’t be able to afford a lawyer), take all of their possessions (including house), rent out the house to this person so they had a place to live, and develop a steady passive income stream.

[Chris_H_2]

I would lend someone $700 who I knew couldn’t pay it back in time before charging interest (laid out in signed agreement). The interest would continue to grow, and either said person would be able to pay me back $700 + interest, or I would continue to let it grow, take them to trial (where I know they wouldn’t be able to afford a lawyer), take all of their possessions (including house), rent out the house to this person so they had a place to live, and develop a steady passive income stream.

in soviet russia, car drives you!

[Ello Sailor]

I would lend someone $700 who I knew couldn’t pay it back in time before charging interest (laid out in signed agreement). The interest would continue to grow, and either said person would be able to pay me back $700 + interest, or I would continue to let it grow, take them to trial (where I know they wouldn’t be able to afford a lawyer), take all of their possessions (including house), rent out the house to this person so they had a place to live, and develop a steady passive income stream.

Is this antisemitism?

Mods?

[Jorge]

I would lend someone $700 who I knew couldn’t pay it back in time before charging interest (laid out in signed agreement). The interest would continue to grow, and either said person would be able to pay me back $700 + interest, or I would continue to let it grow, take them to trial (where I know they wouldn’t be able to afford a lawyer), take all of their possessions (including house), rent out the house to this person so they had a place to live, and develop a steady passive income stream.

You can't lend them sorry

[Jorge]

You know we get to keep the coffee machine/bass guitar, right?

I've never regretted investing in an experience instead of an object, when faced with the choice.

Plane ticket is a fine answer

[Ello Sailor]

He has to pay for the baseball tickets!

Baseball sucks! And he doesn't even care who's playing!

[Jorge]

Those are good points

[Ello Sailor]

I'm sorry that I felt the need to yell my (good) points.

[dad]

You know we get to keep the coffee machine/bass guitar, right?

I've never regretted investing in an experience instead of an object, when faced with the choice.

Plane ticket is a fine answer

Experiences are worth it, like enjoying a nice cup of coffee.

[coptheriotact]

Watt’s hourly rate is $700. Would hire him to remaster trag’s favorite song.

could we afford vlado?