Things you have an irrational hatred of

[knee tunes]

It really bothers me that books aren't all the same size. I can't stand looking at our bookshelves sometimes and seeing books that are too long, too high, etc. I would like one standard size for all books, please.

Wow, that sounds kind of boring to me. I like how my bookshelves look all jagged and uneven and in a bunch of different colors

Yeah, I think there is something wrong with me

I pull all the books forward so that the spines line up along the front edge of the bookshelves. It makes it better than when they are pushed back all jaggedly.

[Ms Harmless]

It really bothers me that books aren't all the same size. I can't stand looking at our bookshelves sometimes and seeing books that are too long, too high, etc. I would like one standard size for all books, please.

Wow, that sounds kind of boring to me. I like how my bookshelves look all jagged and uneven and in a bunch of different colors

Yeah, I think there is something wrong with me

I pull all the books forward so that the spines line up along the front edge of the bookshelves. It makes it better than when they are pushed back all jaggedly.

but how could you sleep at night knowing they're all jagged at the back?

[E.H. Ruddock]

It really bothers me that books aren't all the same size. I can't stand looking at our bookshelves sometimes and seeing books that are too long, too high, etc. I would like one standard size for all books, please.

Wow, that sounds kind of boring to me. I like how my bookshelves look all jagged and uneven and in a bunch of different colors

Yeah, I think there is something wrong with me

I pull all the books forward so that the spines line up along the front edge of the bookshelves. It makes it better than when they are pushed back all jaggedly.

but how could you sleep at night knowing they're all jagged at the back?

I know!!!

[bodysnatcher]

It really bothers me that books aren't all the same size. I can't stand looking at our bookshelves sometimes and seeing books that are too long, too high, etc. I would like one standard size for all books, please.

I went over to someone’s house a few weekends ago who had their books on the shelves organized by color. I hated it.

[knee tunes]

It really bothers me that books aren't all the same size. I can't stand looking at our bookshelves sometimes and seeing books that are too long, too high, etc. I would like one standard size for all books, please.

Wow, that sounds kind of boring to me. I like how my bookshelves look all jagged and uneven and in a bunch of different colors

Yeah, I think there is something wrong with me

I pull all the books forward so that the spines line up along the front edge of the bookshelves. It makes it better than when they are pushed back all jaggedly.

but how could you sleep at night knowing they're all jagged at the back?

I know!!!

I never thought of that.

Thanks, bitches

[Ms Harmless]

It really bothers me that books aren't all the same size. I can't stand looking at our bookshelves sometimes and seeing books that are too long, too high, etc. I would like one standard size for all books, please.

Wow, that sounds kind of boring to me. I like how my bookshelves look all jagged and uneven and in a bunch of different colors

Yeah, I think there is something wrong with me

I pull all the books forward so that the spines line up along the front edge of the bookshelves. It makes it better than when they are pushed back all jaggedly.

but how could you sleep at night knowing they're all jagged at the back?

I know!!!

I never thought of that.

Thanks, bitches

[BurtReynolds]

Towns named after the first names of people. "Robert". "Scott".

Wtf is that?

[Alex]

Towns named after the first names of people. "Robert". "Scott".

Wtf is that?

would this also apply to Cape Tragabigzanda in Massachusetts?

[BurtReynolds]

It does now

[E.H. Ruddock]

Towns named after the first names of people. "Robert". "Scott".

Wtf is that?

You would hate the country of Chad

[bodysnatcher]

Towns named after the first names of people. "Robert". "Scott".

Wtf is that?

You would hate the country of Chad

Burt driving through George, WA like…

Spoiler: show

[Jorge]

The whole of America was named after a guy. Americo Vespucio

[bodysnatcher]

The whole of America was named after a guy. Americo Vespucio

aka Captain Americo

[tree_]

The whole of America was named after a guy. Americo Vespucio

and South America, Americaño Vespuciaño

[bodysnatcher]

The whole of America was named after a guy. Americo Vespucio

and South America, Americaño Vespuciaño

and Central America, Amexico Vespucio

[Alex]

Mickey is the authority on the history of the Americas. let’s confirm these facts with him before we proceed any further.

[BurtReynolds]

Towns named after the first names of people. "Robert". "Scott".

Wtf is that?

You would hate the country of Chad

Burt driving through George, WA like…

Spoiler: show

Imagine how clever the guy felt naming it George.

[E.H. Ruddock]

At any given time we have 3 kids here at the house. They have friends over and are going to friend's houses. My wife teaches an after school drama program, so there are parents and kids here for that often as well. All of this to say we have a lot of food storage containers coming and going, and whenever I look at our supply of food storage containers, I feel like we are getting the short end of the deal here. We currently have all the semi-disposable gladware you can get in the grocery store, and our good stuff is at who knows house. I may have to hide what good shit we have left from my wife and the kids so they don't give it away, and just keep the cheap shit in the cupboard for them. There's even a margarine container in there, wtf.

[bodysnatcher]

At any given time we have 3 kids here at the house. They have friends over and are going to friend's houses. My wife teaches an after school drama program, so there are parents and kids here for that often as well. All of this to say we have a lot of food storage containers coming and going, and whenever I look at our supply of food storage containers, I feel like we are getting the short end of the deal here. We currently have all the semi-disposable gladware you can get in the grocery store, and our good stuff is at who knows house. I may have to hide what good shit we have left from my wife and the kids so they don't give it away, and just keep the cheap shit in the cupboard for them. There's even a margarine container in there, wtf.

Tupperware are you
Where are you, Tupperware?
Oh where oh where is my Tupperware
Not where I last saw you
Tupperware are you
Where you are supposed to be

[E.H. Ruddock]

At any given time we have 3 kids here at the house. They have friends over and are going to friend's houses. My wife teaches an after school drama program, so there are parents and kids here for that often as well. All of this to say we have a lot of food storage containers coming and going, and whenever I look at our supply of food storage containers, I feel like we are getting the short end of the deal here. We currently have all the semi-disposable gladware you can get in the grocery store, and our good stuff is at who knows house. I may have to hide what good shit we have left from my wife and the kids so they don't give it away, and just keep the cheap shit in the cupboard for them. There's even a margarine container in there, wtf.

Tupperware are you
Where are you, Tupperware?
Oh where oh where is my Tupperware
Not where I last saw you
Tupperware are you
Where you are supposed to be

This is no laughing matter, 'snatch