Talk about your day thread

[Coach]

new car comes this Saturday!

nice!

make sure to use the fart sound button when your dates get in the car

plan is to put it on auto pilot and let her go to work on me during the drive

[bodysnatcher]

jesus

[dad]

jesus

maybe he can take the wheel.

[bodysnatcher]

jesus

maybe he can take the wheel.

Imagine trying to give/get road he*d while Jesus is in the car with you

[dad]

jesus

maybe he can take the wheel.

Imagine trying to give/get road he*d while Jesus is in the car with you

it was then that i carried you to a nut.

[Coach]

I’m
Kidding

[E.H. Ruddock]

Had my annual physical today. Other than needing to drop some weight, everything was good. Bloodwork all came back good, vitals are good. The VA is really pushing more mental health treatment, so I had to go through a full mental health screening, and I wasn't depressed or anxious going in, but with some of the questions they kept asking, I sure was when I came out!

[Coach]

Had my annual physical today. Other than needing to drop some weight, everything was good. Bloodwork all came back good, vitals are good. The VA is really pushing more mental health treatment, so I had to go through a full mental health screening, and I wasn't depressed or anxious going in, but with some of the questions they kept asking, I sure was when I came out!

We can have you down five pounds in two weeks.

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[Peeps]

Had my annual physical today. Other than needing to drop some weight, everything was good. Bloodwork all came back good, vitals are good. The VA is really pushing more mental health treatment, so I had to go through a full mental health screening, and I wasn't depressed or anxious going in, but with some of the questions they kept asking, I sure was when I came out!

did they ask about RM?

[LetMeSleep]

What was the physical for? Is that for work?

[spike]

What was the physical for? Is that for work?

[E.H. Ruddock]

What was the physical for? Is that for work?

Sorry. No just an annual health checkup

[LetMeSleep]

What was the physical for? Is that for work?

Sorry. No just an annual health checkup

Off your own back? Is that common in the US?

When I turned 40 I went to doctor and asked for a full check up and they looked at me like I was nuts.

[Ello Sailor]

"Yer good as gold, shag. Get a dog up ya!"

[Peeps]

Lunch time bubble gut was brewing. Took care of business and with in 5 minutes at my desk right back again. With no energy because of the latest covid I left for home around 2pm.

Got on the T and sat down and boom. I feel it brewing. My car is at the football stadium and I know they have porta pottys there. Correction I was hoping they’d be there. I could feel my ass wanting to explode but held off. Starting to sweat. Get down to the parking lot and no porta potty’s.

I get in my truck and resign that I’m actually going to shit myself. I figure I’ll take a drive around the stadium and look for one. No such luck. Then I remember the gold lot garage has one. My heart is racing and I pull up to pay to park. Zoom right down and park. Waddle across the street cause I’m clenching like my life depends on it.

Get to the bathroom and it’s locked. There is an attendant in the office and I casually ask if I may use the bathroom. My mind is racing and I’m not thinking. He asks if I parked here and I said yup right across the street.

Can’t let you. A moment of calmness ran over me. Like I heard him in slow motion. I said sir I am honestly going to have an accident. He stood firm on the no. I offered to buy another parking ticket right there and he said he couldn’t. I was dumbfounded.

I went back to my car and as I crossed the street (Tony Dorset drive) I saw construction. Hopped in my car and drove towards it only to see no outhouses.

Whelp. This is it. Going to shit myself. Sped down the road to the next light when I saw my savior. A McDonald’s and a Taco Bell. Barely beat a guy into the McDonald’s and that’s how I did not shit myself

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Bammer]

I’m very happy you didn’t poo your pants like all those people in line at Disneyland

[bodysnatcher]

Feel like I said this like 3 weeks ago but can someone change Peeps name to Poops?

[spike]

The part where the car turned into a truck was really something.

[bodysnatcher]

The part where the car turned into a truck was really something.

TIL peeps steals cars